LMN 2-10-15 Happy Birthday Mom! Have some news.

LMN 2-10-15 Happy Birthday Mom! Have some news.

LMN 2-10-15 Happy Birthday Mom! Have some news.

OK – didn’t we have a war back in the 1800’s over states’ rights? Same gender marriages are now legal in Alabama, but we’ve got the state constitution saying one thing, the feds saying another, our Chief Justice saying, “ignore the fed thing” while the governor is saying, “ignore the Roy Moore thing” and then Clarence Thomas chimes in about something else. The state is now one giant law school final exam question. What’s Judge Judy’s take on this? I’m cool with anyone getting married (unless I have to buy a wedding present). I will say this; before you rush out to get married today, listen to your significant other chew while he/she eats. Can you live with that irritating mouth noise for the rest of your life? If yes, congratulations! You found a keeper!

New England and New York just got buried under their third snowstorm in three weeks, and another is on the way. Desperate parents up there are at the cabin fever-stage of making Nyquil pudding for the kids trapped inside with them.

After drawing criticism for telling Christians to get off their “high Horses,” President Obama is again raising eyebrows by saying the recent Paris terror attack was just a random crime and that ISIS still isn’t a big deal. If he keeps talking like this, he could be charged with impersonating Joe Biden.

World leaders are still debating giving weapons to Ukraine. Vladimir Putin is warning everyone that if we arm Kiev, it will be considered an act of war with Russia. Is it cold in here or is it just the war? Anyway, if nobody helps arm the Ukrainian forces fighting Russian-backed rebels … there soon won’t be any Ukrainian forces left. So the issue is moot then?

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1763, France gave Canada to England, for a couple of draft picks and a cheese to be named later.

So, now we're finding out that Brian Williams asked a girl to his senior prom in high school and she actually said “Yes!” He was not shot down as he reported earlier.

The Powerball jackpot is up to 450 million dollars! Winning that much money wouldn’t change me in the least – I’m already rather bratty. I DO have a ticket on the way, but if it’s the big winner, don’t expect me to quit my job. No, I’ll stick around and act completely obnoxious until they fire me.

And … happy birthday to my Mom! Love you. I hope you like the card I haven’t sent you yet because I was too busy laughing at cards online that were too inappropriate to send you.

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