LMN 2-12-15 Groundhogs, ISIS and psychiatric meds? Oh My!

LMN 2-12-15 Groundhogs, ISIS and psychiatric meds? Oh My!

LMN 2-12-15 Groundhogs, ISIS and psychiatric meds? Oh My!

President Obama asks congress for war powers in order to fight against ISIS. Wow, the Nobel people are seriously going to ask for their Peace Prize back this time. Meanwhile, Anonymous says it has shut down dozens of social media sites ISIS was using to actively recruit. If you aren’t familiar with Anonymous, they are a large hacker group who are welcome to hack this blog today if they can make it funny.

3 winning Powerball tickets were sold in Texas, North Carolina and Puerto Rico … I’m pretty sure I have beloved relatives in all three places.

Alabama Psychiatric Services is closing for good this Friday. This leaves around 28,000 people statewide without access to mental care. With the gay marriage debate, the awful weather and thousands of Alabamians off their meds … it’s going to go all Thunderdome up in here next week.

Even though he completely ripped on Alabama on the Daily Show, many are upset that Jon Stewart is leaving Comedy Central. Now you’ll have to get your fake news from MSNBC like everyone else.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1554, Lady Jane Grey, who had been Queen of England for all of nine days, was beheaded for treason. And you thought YOUR company retirement plan was awful.

Today is the actual birthday of Abraham Lincoln! Why aren’t we off?

Today is Friday the 13th Eve! DO you open your luck tonight or wait till in the morning?

Hey guys — A survey says the average amount of money that will be spent on Valentine's Day this year will be $142. And that's not including what your wife has already spent on the present that she got herself for you to give her.

Charlie Chaplain's first Oscar has been stolen. Police are investigating Kanye West. You know how he is about awards that Beyoncé doesn't get.

And … New Hampshire police have issued an arrest warrant for Punxsutawney Phil because of the mountains of snow they are under. Pretty sure that the Punxsutawney PD won't honor a warrant from an out of state jurisdiction, but maybe we should put Phil in a safe house until the snow melts. The way things are going in the northeast, that will probably be sometime in July. Remember little groundhog – you have the right to an attorney, problem is yours hasn’t been able to dig himself out of his snow-buried house yet.

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