LMN 2-16-15 It’s mostly just hotdog jokes today.

LMN 2-16-15 It’s mostly just hotdog jokes today.

LMN 2-16-15 It’s mostly just hotdog jokes today.

Snowpocolypse … later. If you ran out to buy milk and bread, then I hope you like milk sandwiches because Central Alabama isn’t getting any snow today.

It's Presidents Day — the day we honor the great leaders of our nation by going out and checking to see if the mail's here yet, 2 or 3 times, before remembering it’s Presidents Day and the mail isn’t coming.

With two new additions, we're getting closer to the point when it will be easier to count the women who haven't accused Bill Cosby of anything.

A 20 year old American has been gored by a bull during a festival in Spain. Don’t worry; the man will recover and likely go on to do many more stupid things. The animal is fine, but was chided for bullying. I won’t steer you wrong with this story; bullfighting is cruel and many PETA members are having a cow over it.

Ana a few more things you need to know …

On this date in 1959, Fidel Castro became President of Cuba. While “president for life” seems a bit harsh, think of all the election years and debates they didn't have to suffer through.

Watching the footage of the Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore freaking out over thundersnow – are we sure all that white stuff around his nose is really snow?

Remember the old TV commercial asking how many licks it takes “to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?” The conclusion was, “The world may never know.” Turns out that was a lie because scientists have figured it to be about 1,000 licks. How is that cure for cancer coming, guys?

With Valentine’s candy now half off – we only have 363 more days till we have to be thoughtful toward our loved ones again.

Google is reportedly designing a sensor that tells the wearer when they have body odor and steers them away from any friends. Now, if they could just come up with a “Co-worker over-did her perfume again” alarm, we'd be set.

And … My bologna has a first name, it’s “C-R-A-S-H!” The famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile slipped off the road in Enola, Pennsylvania and slammed into a pole. That'll teach the driver a lesson trying to hot-dog it when his driving didn't cut the mustard. Poor guy because he ended up freezing his buns off in the cold. Now, he has to ketchup just to stay on schedule! I bet he doesn’t relish that idea, not to mention that his boss will be very frank when he gets grilled over the accident. One more thing, the driver will be fine but for a minute officials thought they’d have to amputate his leg. Where? Bologna.

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