Time to get out and hit those After Westminster Dog Show sales!
Just curious: If Monday was President's Day, shouldn't Tuesday have been Vice-President's Day? And today would be Speaker of the House Day? I can’t wait for you to open your President Pro Tempore Day president tomorrow. I’m taking Friday off, because that’s what John Kerry would want.
President Obama says the law is on his side in the issue of letting thousands of people illegally in the US stay here. Confusion abounds over how one can be legally illegal. Huh? I wonder what his definition if “is” is. In another head-exploding story, Obama asked Congress for war powers, yet today Attorney General Eric Holder says the US is NOT in a “time of war.” These guys come across so clueless even Google can’t translate them.
Boston’s mayor is begging his people to stop jumping out of windows into the piles of snow. What a party-pooper! They’ve all been stuck inside listening to each other’s weird accents for three weeks with no way to get the cah to the bah.
And a few things you need to know …
On this date in 1930, the planet formerly known as Pluto was discovered. Remember when Pluto was part of our Solar System? Kids, that’s back when people used to write in a weird manner called “cursive” and “privacy” wasn’t just a social media setting.
Hey film lovers! This was the day back in 1953, the first 3-D movie, “Bwana Devil,” was shown in theatres. It was much better than the sequel, “Yes, we have no Bwanas.”
In Omaha, Nebraska, a pizza delivery driver was robbed at gunpoint – but it’s OK! The suspect was arrested in 30 minutes or less.
A rumor is buzzing around prior to the Oscars that some members of the Academy actually let their domestic help fill out their ballots for them. Good, maybe if normal people pick the winners there’s a chance something I’ve actually seen will win.
And … Today is Ash Wednesday. Be honest – did Tuesday make me look fat? One of the most popular Mardi Gras drinks in New Orleans yesterday was the FEMA. No one knows what is in it, but it hits you a month later.
