Happy Cinco de Marcho! We “spring forward” this weekend. Why can’t we make the time change useful by springing forward at 4:00 on a Monday afternoon?
Hillary Clinton says she wants America to read her emails to prove that using her personal email while serving as Secretary of State is no big deal. Apparently Lois Lerner never showed her how to hit “delete.”
Landfills are being flooded with those little plastic coffee cups and developers say they won’t have a biodegradable option till 2020. The guy who invented the Keurig K Cup says he regrets his invention every day because of what it will do to humanity. Yeah, you are a regular Oppenheimer.
Mobile County in Alabama is now refusing to issue marriage licenses for EVERYBODY, not just gay couples. So now NOBODY has the opportunity to spend the rest of their lives rehashing the same argument with their spouse.
And a few things you need to know…
In 1946, Winston Churchill coined the phrase, “Iron Curtain.” It was in response to the question, “What do you do if your curtain is wrinkled?”
On this date in 1998, NASA said that an orbiting craft had found enough water on the moon to support a human colony and open a Starbucks.
The NTSB is reopening the investigation into the 1959 plane crash that killed singer Buddy Holly and the others. Maybe next they can find out who murdered the Black Dahlia and where Amelia Earhart is. Or maybe they could go look for that Malaysian plane? Or not waste money? Or investigate those 4 planes from 9/11? I’m no certified deadly-plane-crash investigator, but I’m pretty sure this new investigation will find that everyone on board is still dead.
Dodge is warning customers that some of its dealers are scamming people. I'm no advertising expert, but I think this campaign could backfire.
Now we're hearing that “Sharknado 3” might get pushed back due to a strike. The only thing more absurd than the plot of Sharknado is everything else that happens in Florida on a daily basis.
A lobster scientist has been trapped on an iced-in island off the coast of Maine for over a month. That is amazing! There are lobster scientists?
Today is #WorldBookDay! Kids, celebrate by reading a book. See, back in OUR day … “TV” was called “Books.”
And …Today is also National Grammar Day. A day wear you can easily annoy you’re friends by correcting there grammar's and spelling's. I’m going too type like this until there’y’re all effected and loss there mind's.
