Lisa Mason’s News – 03/25/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 03/25/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 03/25/15

The White House says Israel is spying on the nuclear talks with Iran, Israel denies it. The White House maintains, “Did SO!” To which Israel responded, “Nuh-UH!” Which caused the White House to state, “Liar liar” before Israel countered with, “Your MOM’S a liar liar.”

George Zimmerman, the guy who shot Treyvon Martin says he is being victimized by President Obama. Maybe George should change his name to Ben Ghazi so Obama won’t ever mention him again.

Anti-Obama Senator Ted Cruz is the first major candidate to enter the 2016 presidential race. Cruz apologized during his announcement saying, “I don’t have as much money as the other political candidates, so I had to enter the race through a hole in the fence.”

Starbucks has cancelled their silly â€ª#‎RaceTogether‬ campaign, after customers balked at the idea of debating race relations with baristas. Now that that’s over, let’s all sit down and have an open discussion on race in America over a nice hot cup of … oh, crap never mind.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date, in 1882, German scientist Robert Koch discovered the cause of tuberculosis. TB or not TB… that was the question.

We’re exactly 9 months until Christmas Eve. Just FYI …

Burger King is selling Whopper-scented perfume. But only in Japan. It was deemed redundant in America since most of us already smell like cheeseburgers.

Amy’s kitchen is recalling over 70 thousand cases of organic entrees because they could be contaminated with listeria. But listeria is organic, what’s the problem?

Police in Birmingham, England arrested a man who stole a milk truck and left a trail of broken bottles and bread in his wake while on the run. Maybe he thought it was going to snow?

And … A lawmaker in Nevada just introduced a new bill that would provide pets with medical marijuana. And you thought your cat didn’t do much NOW!

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