Lisa Mason’s News – 03/26/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 03/26/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 03/26/15

President Obama is in town today. I will seriously trade five Taliban prisoners NOT to get stuck in motorcade traffic. Please, I have a client meeting.

A massive asteroid will skim the Earth tomorrow. It’s expected to miss us but after reading Facebook posts from anti-vaxxers, maybe a miss isn’t such a blessing after all.

Bowe Bergdahl, the man dubbed a ‘hero” by the White House will be charged with desertion. Bergdahl abandoned his troop in Afghanistan and was either captured by or willingly joined Taliban. He now faces dishonorable discharge. Edward Snowden commented, “I told him not to go back.” President Obama says he only found out Bergdahl was, in fact a deserter who got several soldiers killed, by watching the news.

The NFL plans to show an internet-only broadcast of a game between the Jacksonville Jaguars and Buffalo Bills. To help drum up viewership, a cat will play the national anthem on a piano. Meanwhile, the NFL has officially banned blackouts from the 2015 season. You are going to have to pace yourself better at the tailgate parties.

And a few things you need to know …

Today is “Global Understanding Day.” It’s a day set aside to foster mutual understanding, with the goal of creative and peaceful co-existence. And, if nobody agrees, we’ll blow them up.

Starbucks has ended their “race together” coffee cup campaign after a week. Seems like it worked — it brought people of all colours together in agreeing that was a dumb idea.

Sasha Dalton, the 17-year-old son of James Bond actor Timothy Dalton, threw a wild party for 300 friends in his parents’ Hollywood mansion Saturday night. Sasha claimed his posse had to get completely white-girl wasted because he was filming a new Bond movie sequel titled, “On President Obama’s Secret Service.” Word is the kids were all smoking Acapulco Goldfinger.

Tim Burton is working with Disney to make a live-action version of Dumbo. Burton is not making comments on the production because he’s been too busy trying to figure out how to tell movie-killer Johnny Depp he CAN’T be in it.

And … It was teenagemageddon on the internet yesterday because whoever Zayne is announced he was leaving whatever One Direction is. It’s like the Beatles breaking up to people who have never heard of the Beatles.

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