Lisa Mason’s News – 04/13/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 04/13/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 04/13/15

It's political season! The perfect time of year to weed out your Facebook friend list! With a handful of chuckleheads already announcing their intentions, Hillary Clinton says she’s decided to run for president. Um, when did she ever stop? Love her or hate her, she inspired me to send all of my sensitive and scandalous work communications through my personal email.

It’s the biggest betrayal Game of Thrones has ever encountered; someone leaked the first four episodes of the new season online. I’m sorry your company doesn’t offer bereavement leave for the increasingly likely impending death of your favorite characters.

President Obama's former pilot says he once saw a UFO on a flight. Then again, two of the secret service agents often see pink elephants. So there's a theme going. In a semi-related story… Michelle Obama, who does not drive, says the Secret Service actually taught first daughter Malia to drive. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan was too busy.

And a few things you need to know …

It was on this date in 1970, that an oxygen tank blew up on Apollo 13 and a very young Ron Howard said, "Hey, I've got a great idea for a movie!"

It's Thomas Jefferson's birthday today. Hey, he was a great leader and we don't have a holiday off in April: what gives?

A study says that 1 in 10 Americans with anger issues has access to guns… which is why, right now, I'd like to apologize for anything I've ever done that ticked you off.

A new study on sleep says bullies are, as a whole, sleep deprived. No wonder I’ve been snapping at everyone lately. I can’t seem to get any decent sleep! What's it mean when you dream about sleeping?

An Indonesian man survived a flight in the wheel well of a plane. He says it was cramped and there was little air to breathe but that it was actually far roomier than coach.

And … A shocker on Divorce Court! A man accused his wife of cheating on him with the entire Wu Tang Clan. At one point there were like 30 thousand people in the Wu Tang Clan, I think I was in it for a minute without knowing.

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