Lisa Mason’s News – 04/16/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 04/16/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 04/16/15

As Hillary Clinton’s Misery Machine continues chugging cross country, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is poised to enter the presidential arena. Christie says he will crack down on legal marijuana if he became president. I believe that campaign has immediately gone, as they say, up in smoke. How can you be pro-munchies but AGAINST pot?

President Obama has taken Cuba off the state terrorism list and replaced it with that witch Melisandre from Game of Thrones.

Former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez has been found guilty of murder. That is at LEAST a three game suspension in the NFL.

A man is under arrest after landing a gyrocopter on the Capitol Building lawn. Harrison Ford, STOP showing off! How is it that dudes can land helicopters on the Capitol Building lawn, but United Airline pilots in Houston can’t fit planes onto the runway? The gyrocopter pilot could be charged with impersonating that weird-looking guy from the Mad Max movies.

CNN prepares to again be relevant! Government ministers from Australia, China and Malaysia say they will double the search area for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 if wreckage is not found. Really. We just marked one year since the jet vanished, a garland was dropped into the sea to mark the anniversary … where it was dropped is anybody’s guess.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1956, solar-powered radios went on sale for the first time. Or, as they call them in Birmingham in the spring — door stops. See? Because it won’t stop raining?

ABC has released a teaser for Diane Sawyer’s chat with former Olympian Bruce Jenner. Spoiler alert — being an Olympian is just one of the things where he’s a former something.

A recent medical study confirms that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer at an incredible 98% accuracy. Wouldn’t it be great if someday dogs could become actual doctors? I know my dog would prescribe me anything I wanted. Yes you would, Hera who is a good girl?

RadioShack is selling their time-honoured trademarked name. You’d think if Shaquille O’Neal ever wanted to have his own radio station, this would be the one to grab.

Proof that the Human Race is on its way out: a California man underwent surgery after tearing his tendons by playing Candy Crush Saga all day for 6 to 8 weeks. Upon leaving the hospital, the man was beaten to death for sending constant game invites to his friends online.

And … Scientists have located the brain’s “sarcasm center.” The first thing it said was, “Oh, you’re just a regular GPS, aren’t you now? How’s that cure for cancer coming, guys?”

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