LMN 4-22?-15 I was off yesterday, no clue what day it is.

LMN 4-22?-15 I was off yesterday, no clue what day it is.

LMN 4-22?-15 I was off yesterday, no clue what day it is.

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It’s Earth Day! Do your part by eating a non-endangered species today. I hope the next planet we destroy also gets its own holiday.
I was going to celebrate Earth Day by letting the H3 (that I don’t have) idle next to Prius drivers in traffic and revving the engine just to tick them off, but I’ll probably consider planting a tree or something that I’ll forget to do. But I can promise that the only thing I wasted today was time at work.

Also, today is administrative professionals’ day. I got my staff the same thing I got them last year – a great big bag of nothing. That’s the thing – THEY ARE the ones who always organize getting cards signed by everyone – or ordering flowers. I don’t know where to start. So yeah – you’d best show up with lunch for yours or your files will end up in the shredder. Actually – just give cash. Let’s not pretend.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1864, Congress voted to put the phrase “In God We Trust” on US currency. It replaced the old slogan, “ So In Whom Do We Trust?”

On this date in 1952, an atomic test conducted in Nevada was shown on TV. Sadly the ratings were bad and it was a bomb.

Blue Bell Creameries is recalling all of it’s ice cream products due to listeria contamination. In a related story, ISIS just claimed responsibility for Blue Bell Creameries. It certainly is a weird day in America when Taco Bell is the most trustworthy Bell-themed food product!

Tim Tebow has been signed by the Philadelphia Eagles, where he’ll be either 4th or 5th on the depth chart, backing up Sam Bradford, Mark Sanchez Matt Barkley and G.J. Kinne. You know what this means? The Eagles STILL don’t have a quarterback.

Patti LaBelle was booted off “Dancing With the Stars” Interesting…Bluebell recalled all it’s products, Patti LaBelle makes a headline. “Don’t ask for whom the LaBelle tolls, it tolls for you!” See, that’s a BOOK reference… also an Iron Maiden reference because Iron Maiden read books.

New stats claim that one-third of Americans don’t have any retirement income set aside. Apparently they are not taking “winning the lottery” into account.

The Kylie Jenner lip challenge is the latest stupid teen fad on the internet. Teens are cramming their lips into shotglasses and using the suction to deform their mouths in an effort to have fuller lips like whatever a Kylie Jenner is. This is what we have come down to. This is how the world ends. Our parents went to the moon … our kids are going to the ER because they busted a lip sucking on a glass.

And … An announcement! Dan Who Listens to My Show graciously set up a site for me! Because he is awesome. I’m not telling you to stop reading the news here because, face it, the Eagle is my day job. But at TheMasonReport.com I’ll be able to throw in a little extra about whatever weirdness happens during the latest film-making process and some pictures and things. I’ll even share recipes!*

*I don’t know any recipes.

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