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LMN 4-24-15 When bacon drives us to madness …

LMN 4-24-15 When bacon drives us to madness …

LMN 4-24-15 When bacon drives us to madness …

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President Obama is apologizing for the 2 hostages killed in a drone strike in the place he refers to as “Pok-e-stahn.” If this keeps up they really WILL take that Nobel Peace Prize away from him.

The Calbuco Volcano in Chile has erupted for the first time since “The Godfather” was initially released. Issuing evacuation orders, officials hope to avoid Chile con Carnage.

We may soon have TWO women for whom NOT to vote. Carly Fiorina will reportedly be announcing her presidential campaign with a straight face next week.

The Department of Energy warns we are at risk for terror threats because of the energy grid. Because your power bill isn’t scary enough going from heat in the morning to AC in the afternoon, then to auto/fan, then back to heat.

After several reports of speeding, Hillary Clinton’s campaign van called “Scooby” was clocked doing 92 on a rainy new Hampshire Highway. Maybe she can rename “Scooby” to “Hill on Wheels?”

What could possibly go wrong with this? China wants to create genetically augmented humans. This is what eventually led up to “The Wrath of Khan” so I’m all for it.

And a few things you need to know…

On this date in 1833, Congress authorized the creation of the Library of Congress. Could we get a librarian in there to tell most of them to pretty-please “Shhhhh?”

On this date in 1888 the first Kodak camera hit the market. Bet they had no idea Alexander Graham Bell’s gadget would one day make them obsolete.

It’s the 10th anniversary of the birth of YouTube. Wow, YouTube is middle-aged by Internet Standards.

Ski babe Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Wood’s girlfriend says he’s a better skier than she is a golfer. She’s probably a better girlfriend than he is a boyfriend for that matter.

Comcast is abandoning a plan to merge with Time Warner. Hey, if ISIS and Al Qaeda can work out THEIR differences, surely you guys can as well.

And … a Grand Rapids woman is in prison for firing a gun into a McDonald’s drive-through because her bacon cheeseburger – had no bacon. I thought this was nuts until it was revealed the woman, earlier in the day, received a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon and the manager offered her a replacement meal. When she came back to claim it … no bacon. Again. So, logically, she started shooting. I thought “Who would shoot a drive-through over a few slices of bacon? BUT then I saw this happened TWICE courtesy of people who want $15 an hour. We’re talking about bacon here, people! Bacon doesn’t kill people – people without bacon kill people.

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