LMN 5-8-15 News for Friday

LMN 5-8-15 News for Friday

LMN 5-8-15 News for Friday

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Turns out the NSA’s data collection program was completely illegal. Most Americans don’t care since they already post all their personal dirt publicly on Facebook anyway.

Joe Biden is STILL considering running for president. Personally, I think if this guy wants to step into some really big shoes, he should consider becoming a professional clown.

Drought stricken California set tourism records in 2014. That’s why they’re thinking about making water only for locals.

A North Carolina cop is suing Starbucks over a free cup of coffee, because it was hot and he burned himself. For the last time, the space between your legs is NOT a cup holder! Now, we trust this guy to carry a GUN, but coffee he fumbles.

Speaking OF fumbling … I don’t think the NFL understands the concept of “punishment.” As a penalty for Deflategate, they’re thinking of suspending Tom Brady and forcing him to stay at home with his wife, Gisele Bundchen? Guys? The line to be punished starts waaaaay over there.

ISIS has reopened a luxury hotel in Mosul, Iraq. The resort features sparkling pools, tennis courts and a large reception area for beheadings.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1886, Atlanta pharmacist John Styth Pemberton invented the syrup for a beverage that becomes known as “Coca Cola.” In just one day, he had a coke and a smile.

In 1944, the first eye bank in the U.S. opened in New York. Not surprising, most of the accidents at the drive-through window came after customers made a deposit.

The Internet was aghast at the news Kylie Jenner, who rose to fame based on her sisters social media presence, had lip injections. She’s 17 and dating a guy who is 25 yet we’re shocked at LIP FILLERS?

If you used Microsoft’s HowOld.net – the age guessing robot the Internet was obsessed with for a day? Congrats! They now own your pictures so they can do ANYTHING they want to them, from using them in ads to making them the default background for Windows 11. The horror… the horror.

And … It’s that weekend we honor mom — the one who is always the most proud of us, except for that one weekend during the riot in Baltimore.

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