LMN 6-8-15 A horse, a deer and a tall cow walk into the news …

LMN 6-8-15 A horse, a deer and a tall cow walk into the news …

LMN 6-8-15 A horse, a deer and a tall cow walk into the news …

The manhunt for a pair of escaped murderers enters day 3. The convicts are likely long gone from New York, so we may never know if they’re going for the Republican nomination in 2016.

American Pharoah is the first Triple Crown winner since 1978! His name is misspelled, so the fact we’ll have to go through life seeing it underlined in red in MS Word makes the victory less fun.

It’s USA vs Australia tonight in the women’s world cup. Dozens of Americans can’t wait not to care who wins.
An 11 year old boy recovering after being bitten by a shark in Florida. How do people keep getting bitten by sharks? Don’t they hear the music first?

And a few things you need to know …

Kanye West turns 37 today. He plans a special day entirely dedicated to spending a lot of time with the one he loves the most — himself.

A new study says that chimpanzees have the mental skills to cook food, but most refuse to work for less than $15 an hour.

The world’s tallest cow has died in northern Illinois. Blosom will be remembered at a memorial barbecue this Saturday.

A young deer broke through the glass window of a San Antonio bakery. Apparently he was looking for dough and wanted to save a few bucks.

And … A study says that smokers who were given reduced-nicotine cigarettes for 5 weeks smoked far less when they returned to their old brands. Doctors weren’t sure if the smokers had been weaned off nicotine, or if they just became tightwads after being given free cigarettes for over a month!

 

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