LMN 6-9-15 Make a soccer joke here

LMN 6-9-15 Make a soccer joke here

LMN 6-9-15 Make a soccer joke here

Team USA beat the Australians yesterday in the Women’s World Cup. Hope the boss doesn’t mind me taking off early today to watch a match I was going to watch here on my laptop anyway. Fans turned out in droves to cheer on the US, proving that when it comes to dressing obnoxiously and drinking heavily, we can be just as obnoxious as Europeans.

Those two convicted killers who escaped from a maximum security prison remain at large amongst the population of New York. Police say they are armed and extremely dangerous and under no circumstances should the residents be approached.

Yesterday was “National Best Friend Day.” It didn’t get as much press as other official “days” because it didn’t involve free food.

Yahoo says it will be shutting down its Maps site. The one guy who used it is said to be really upset.
And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 68 AD, the Roman Emperor Nero committed suicide to avoid execution. Obviously, he didn’t have a very good lawyer.

The ride-sharing service Uber turns 5 years old this week. Still several years from reaching “Uberty.”
A cat-carried parasite is being linked to schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Yes, you too could become a
cat.

And … Pizza Hut out is with their new box that converts into a questionable projector. Hey! My box is 1080p! It works by placing your very expensive smartphone inside the greasy cardboard and adding a lens so you can watch your favorite flicks on your dirty dining room wall. Awesome! I wish they’d next invent an ice cream cone that would charge my Kindle.

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