Lisa Mason’s News – 06/28/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 06/28/15

Lisa Mason’s News – 06/28/15

The manhunt is over for the remaining escaped killer in New York. One was shot and killed, the other shot and captured. These guys escaped THREE WEEKS ago, but they only got 30 miles away from the prison. Reminds me of the time when I was a little kid and I ran away from home by hiding in the yard.

The Supreme Court ruled Friday that everyone must allow same-sex marriage, upholding a case filed by a man named Jim Obergfell. President Obama called Obergfell from the SCOTUS steps to congratulate him. A jealous Michelle noticed Barak didn’t even have to look up his phone number. “Honey, I’m not talking to Jim Obergfell. This is Jake! Jake from State Farm!” Meanwhile, Justice Scalia says same-sex-marriage is “a threat to American democracy.” Which is quite interesting coming from a guy wearing a full-length black cocktail dress.
Yes, just like yours, my Facebook feed looks like the Confederate Army is fighting inside a Skittles factory. Everyone on all sides is being annoying BUT I will say to my newly married friends; congratulations on having the same 50-50 shot at losing half your cool stuff in a nasty divorce like the rest of us.

The chairman of NASCAR says the Confederate flag is insensitive and will no longer fly during races. I can’t wait to read this guy’s new book, “Alienating your Fan Base in One Easy Step.”

Space X is investigating what went wrong with the launch of their Falcon 9. How do they not already know what went wrong? This isn’t rocket science – oh yes it is.

And a few things you need to know…

On this date in 1776, Patrick Henry became the Governor of Virginia. He’s famous for the phrase, “Give me liberty or give me death!” To which the British responded, “No problem!”

Women in Japan are flocking to a zoo featuring what is described as an amazingly handsome gorilla. The gorilla will stop what he’s doing (gorilla stuff) and strike poses. Weird, but still a better love story than Twilight.

Whole Foods in New York is still being investigated for overcharging their customers. Starbucks is now suing them for theft of intellectual property.

A second shark attack in two days in NorthCarolina. This just in; people go to the water when it is warm, sharks live in the water. Learn to swim, so you aren’t the slowest in the water when the sharks come.

And … Once again the World Cup semifinals look like a page out of World War II. England takes on Japan, and the US will battle Germany. Germany; their teams have qualified for every World Cup since 1954 and ever World War since 1914. Props to these ladies! Can you imagine showing up to work and having nine other women wearing your same outfit EVERY DAY?

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