LMN 7-22-15

LMN 7-22-15

LMN 7-22-15

Welcome to today’s edition of Lisa’s Morning News. That’s where I get the “LMN,” if you’re new around here. Short report today since A) the news is all depressing and B) my studio is too cold to stay in here and continue typing.

Ohio Governor John Kasich has become the 16th Republican running for president. Another 48 and we can create a bracket! Meanwhile, democrats have come up with a campaign slogan for Donald Trump called, “Just Keep Talking.” Meanwhile, on the Trump front, after he called Donald Trump a “jackass,” Trump gave out Lindsey Graham’s personal cell phone number. Lindsey Graham is the jackass. NOBODY gives Donald Trump their real phone number.

Bill Cosby wants to sanction the woman who leaked the deposition in which he admits drugging women. I fell asleep listening to his press conference … should I be worried?

The Feds say the protection company “Life Lock” failed to protect customer’s data from hackers. Considering the Fed was recently hacked, they ought to know.

Britain’s Prince George turns 2 years old today. No need to get him a present, or anything ever in his life, for that matter.

Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj are feuding on Twitter. I’m withholding judgement until I hear what Ariana Grande thinks about the situation. ISIS is claiming responsibility.

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