LMN 8-21-15 So is M*A*S*H coming back on?

LMN 8-21-15 So is M*A*S*H coming back on?

LMN 8-21-15 So is M*A*S*H coming back on?

Angry that M*A*S*H lasted longer than the Korean war, both Koreas preparing for a sequel. After exchanging fire, North Korea sent a threatening fax to South Korea. I’m not really threatened by a country that still uses fax machines. You know North Korea just executed its defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun? They took a lot of flak for it.

Jimmy Carter addressed his cancer diagnosis yesterday. When Carter asked his doctor how bad the diagnosis was, the doctor replied, “We’re talking ‘Iranian Hostage Raid’ bad.”

Many are wondering if Hillary Clinton will drop out to do the Wipewater scandal, she says she’s aiming her campaign at the ordinary American. OK, that should secure HIS vote but what about the other 317 million of us.

Donald Trump told reporters yesterday that it would be very easy to round up all undocumented immigrants. To prove his point, he made a mock raid on the Homewood Home Depot parking lot.

Regal cinemas is going to start searching your bag for weapons. I think this unfairly targets women and men who carry purses. What do I do when they find that bottle of water and box of M&M’s I’m smuggling in to save $15.00?
And a few things you need to know …

In 1858, the first of the many famous Lincoln-Douglas debates took place. Lincoln won the debates, but over the next several decades, Douglas saw a whole lot more plays.

Things keep getting worse for reality-tragedy Josh Duggar. Not only has he recently admitted to molesting girls, hackers have revealed the married freak had 2-accounts on the spouse-cheater’s website, Ashley Madison. TWO accounts? So Josh Duggar was cheating on the cheaters with whom he was cheating?

(For all the deleted stories, check out TheMasonReport.com, I try to keep everything semi-happy over here.

And a few reminders:

Hit GiGi’s Cupcakes in Trussville tomorrow for the fundraiser for Constance, she’s the Odinville teacher battling cancer again. Her friends, former and current students want to show her how much she is loved so swing buy and get a cupcake!

Tomorrow night there’s a free viewing of “Hide and Creep” at Matthew’s Bar downtown. This is the first zombie movie from Crewless Productions, “For a Few Zombies More” AKA “Red Season” is the sequel which I’m in and you can see at the Carver Theatre on Sunday the 30th (if tikits are still available).

And … This coming Tuesday join us at The Edge Theatre in Crestwood for the screening of “Lullaby Procedure.” That’s the short film I wrote that I’m only insanely proud of. Free to come, seating starts at 7:30. We might run out of seating and I need a headcount. There is a Lullaby Procedure Facebook page, go there and you’ll see the screening invite.

Have a weekend!

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