LMN 9-1-15 All hail the new Queen of Mars!

LMN 9-1-15 All hail the new Queen of Mars!

LMN 9-1-15 All hail the new Queen of Mars!

I just looked up at my monitor – am I the only one who didn’t realize Lindsey Graham was still running?

The CEO of Ashley Madison was fired in the wake of the massive hack of their membership list. The company had been seeing other CEO’s on the side.

There is much speculation that Governor Robert Bentley’s divorce is because of infidelity. Cheaters never win! Just kidding! In the NFL they win Superbowl rings. Speaking OF … Tom Brady says his suspension for cheating in the Superbowl has made him feel deflated. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

And a few things you need to know …

On this very date in 1513, Balboa set sail to discover the Pacific Ocean. He didn’t like very big challenges. Like the next guy to come along wouldn’t have seen it?

On this date in 1932, the mayor of New York resigned because of corruption charges. Good thing that isn’t a problem anymore.

NASA is conducting a yearlong experiment in Hawaii to test the viability of a manned Mars Trip. 6 people are locked inside a dome to simulate a Mars base. You just KNOW one of them brought along a harmonica. I give it three weeks before someone gets a beat-down. I’d probably go insane and kill the others so I could become Supreme Queen of Mars.

The CDC says that meth lab injuries are on the increase. Obviously, we need safer meth labs.

I mean seriously. An entire year trapped with 5 other people would drive many people mad. Back during that ice storm, many of my coworkers were trapped at the station and they barely lasted 1 HOUR, much less a year. It was like Lord of the Flies up in here.

Yesterday was national trail mix day. I enjoy eating trail mix way more than I enjoy hiking.

I’m all for a trip to Mars once cryosleep has been perfected. 5 other people all yammering for a year about stuff you probably don’t care about and no way to go outside. Might as well be on a cruise ship.

Google says their new watch WILL work with the iPhone. There was a time if you said you were making calls from your watch they would have locked you in an asylum.

I’m sure NASA can find 6 Interesting people but after a month locked in with them the Interesting factor wears thin. I don’t want to hear about your brilliant work in the field of Bokity-bok-whatever. I don’t want to listen to your music, I don’t want to see pictures of your kids I want you to stop clogging the toilet.
It’s just a matter of time before the whole experiment goes all Thunderdome.

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