LMN 9-3-15 Now with tractor beams!

LMN 9-3-15 Now with tractor beams!

LMN 9-3-15 Now with tractor beams!

There was a fire last night at the US Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville. It started in the administrative building. Last time administrators had to put out a fire like that was when Beyoncé used Challenger images in her video.

Kanye West for President merchandise has begun shipping to retailers. Dollar General has been put on alert.
Rick Perry’s Iowa staff has been cut back to just one person. And it turns out that person is only doing it because she thought he might be related to Katy Perry.

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen is threatening to deflate her marriage to the Patriot’s Tom Brady. If they don’t work it out, this will be the first cheating celebrity divorce that doesn’t involve a third person.

NASA is working on a tractor beam that would move satellites. Now if they could just use it to move a bunch of politicians into getting a space program back.

China says that 197 people have been punished for posting rumors online. OK, make that 198. OK, it was actually way more than that.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1942, Frank Sinatra announced he was starting his solo singing career. He was the Zayn Malik of his time.

Bomb threat at Huntsville’s Madison square mall. Wow – someone was REALLY upset that there’s no Labor Day sale at Hot Topic.

Now Facebook is posting Friend Anniversaries? If you want to be helpful, notify the guys when their wedding anniversaries are.

And … This month is national yoga month. I just got a new bag for my yoga mat. I can fit, like, 11 tacos in there! I do yoga to relax. Just kidding – I just wear the pants to go get tacos.

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