LMN 9-15-15 Let’s get our Doom on!

LMN 9-15-15 Let’s get our Doom on!

LMN 9-15-15 Let’s get our Doom on!

With a Supermoon AND lunar eclipse coming on the 27, an exploding fireball over Thailand and a weird convergence of events, lot of “preppers” are stocking up on doomsday supplies. I’ve got chapstick and gum so I’m pretty safe. I’m looking forward to the apocalypse; it’ll stop all the stupid political arguments on Facebook.

Speaking OF, there is no truth to the rumor Trump started that Hillary Clinton, if elected president, plans to create an army of drones and dress them up like flying monkeys. Meanwhile, Rick Perry announced Friday he was suspending his presidential campaign. Rick Perry still had a campaign as of Friday? Seriously?

Goldman Sachs is predicting that the price of a barrel of oil could drop to around $20 next year. Finally, I can afford to give someone the gift of a barrel of oil!

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1789, the U.S. Department of Foreign Affairs was changed to the Department of State. Although, with everything that goes on in DC, a Department of Affairs might help us keep everything straight.

On this date in 1994, President Clinton told Haiti’s military leaders in a primetime television address: “Your time is up. Leave now or we will force you from power.” Which, ironically, was the same thing Republicans said to him in 1998.

Taco Bell is testing alcohol sales in Chicago and San Francisco. They’ve also changed their slogan in those cities, to “Stumble for the border.”

The new season of Dancing with the Unknown People Who Dance with People Who Used to be Stars is underway on ABC.

The McRib is back at McDonalds! This thing keeps going away then coming back – I think it fears commitment.

A new poll designed to test the desperation of people with student loans shows 30 percent would sell an organ to pay off the debt. Problem is, that likely wouldn’t cover the cost. Kidneys go for $1,000 to $10,000 (according to a “friend”). How do you know if you have one of the nice $10,000 ones? I can see the ad campaign now, “Humans! A prize inside every one! One lucky winner gets a $10,000 kidney! Others take home a rando cheap kidney. Collect ‘em all!”

And … experts say due to fewer cold snaps this year, there could be an increase in spiders. Gross. There was a spider in my car the other day – I would have been less terrified if a serial killer was in there with me.

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