LMN 9-16-15 Now with PLAGUE?

LMN 9-16-15 Now with PLAGUE?

LMN 9-16-15 Now with PLAGUE?

The GOP soundbite contest is tonight. CNN promises to make it “inflammatory.” Honestly, I saw a trailer for the debate and thought it was the next Mission Impossible film.

OK – so we finally have a date for the latest Doomsday. Some groups think the world will end on September 28th – I’m not paying my VISA bill till the 29th just in case this bunch has it right. At least I won’t miss the soccer game. The fact that I have to have a sound effects machine and two pillows in order to sleep does NOT bode well for me in a doomsday situation.

North Korea promises a nuclear attack. I TOLD everyone to take a country more seriously when their leader’s best friend is Dennis Rodman.

#NursesUnite has surfaced after the cackling cows on The View insulted Miss Colorado for doing a monologue about nursing while wearing her uniform. A friend of mine says nursing is just like riding a bike – except the bike is on fire and YOU’RE on fire and EVERYTHING IS on fire. We think you’re awesome, though, nurses.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1620, the “Mayflower” departed from Plymouth, England, bound for the new world. Yuck.102 people aboard and only two restrooms.

On this date in 1949, the cartoon character Wile E. Coyote made his Warner Brothers debut, underneath an anvil that he thought was a parachute.

Our long national nightmare is over! Mark Zuckerberg confirms that, yes, they are working on a “dislike” button for Facebook. This should make all the grumpy people who hate things happy – if that’s possible.

And … Michigan has confirmed its first case of the Bubonic Plague. You know, “The Black Death?” Usually such plague cases are limited to the Southwest, proving that turquoise bolo ties transmit the Bubonic Plague.

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