The storm is currently headed toward open water, but the constant Hurricane Joachin updates are going to make me evacuate Facebook. And is it just me or did everybody think it was “JaochiM?” Where did they get it ending in an “N?”

Iran has sent troops into Syria to help Russia support Bashar Al-Assad. That war is getting as crowded as Walmart on Black Friday.

We now have gorgeous hi-res pictures of Pluto’s largest moon. Yes it has a moon, you know, PLANETS. Hashtag Team Pluto. Anyway we can get photos of Charon but the breakroom Coke machine won’t take dollar bills. What gives?
A 4 year old Asian Elephant has died at the Oklahoma zoo. Search parties are on for the dentist responsible.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1608, the telescope was invented. The inventor claimed it was to discover new galaxies after his wife caught him looking at the neighbors.

Facebook has gone down twice in the past week. Those were some tense moments. I found myself liking something and not knowing what to do!

Phubbing is the latest thing making people sad. It’s the act of snubbing someone in your immediate presence by ignoring them for your phone. Who sits there and doesn’t play with their phone when someone else is playing with their phone? I left my phone at home one day and had nothing to do while sitting next to a human.

Honey Boo Boo has released a rap song. And wow – it’s really raw and gripping as she raps about her days as a reality star. Just kidding – it’s even worse than you could possibly imagine.

Twitter says it is planning on going beyond the current limit of 140 characters. That’s great! I know many times, I end up running ou

And … brace yourself: it’s that time of year where I go on non-stop about Halloween! We’ve got Atrox Factory opening tonight and the BOO Halloween Party on the 30th. I was working on costumes last night and watching a scary movie since Trap was working at Atrox till late. I mentioned this during my show and got a call saying, “Halloween is for KIDS. Adults should stick to adult stuff.” What, Ms. Party-Pooper? Like wiping off our cubicles with disinfectant? Name another holiday where you don’t have to see your cousins and get to have dry ice? Being an adult sucks sometimes so I say, dress up and steal your kids’ candy after they crash from the sugar high.