LMN 10-8-15 Sick of green leaves in fall? There is a solution!

LMN 10-8-15 Sick of green leaves in fall? There is a solution!

LMN 10-8-15 Sick of green leaves in fall? There is a solution!

President Obama is apologizing for bombing a Doctors Without Borders hospital in Afghanistan, because sweeping stuff like this under the rug is starting to make a bulge.

A study shows that Donald Trump supporters use the worst grammar on social media. Lincoln Chaffee’s use the best grammar. Who is Lincoln Chaffee? Is that the guy for whom they put out an Amber Alert?

Auburns Duke Williams is off the team AND out of school for punching 4 people at a bar. That’s OK, he’ll fit right in with the NFL.

One group of doomsday believers said the world was going to end yesterday. Well, guess I didn’t bother writing this for nothing.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1997, the Martian probe Pathfinder yielded evidence that the planet may have supported life. What is it with space always having to do with probes?

The Draconid Meteor Shower continues tonight. All those falling stars, that’s a LOT of wishes! OK, everyone; let us all wish that tight abs were sold at Costco.

Speaking OF … Scientists say an exercise pill may be available in the future that will have the same effects as working out. Now, to figure out who I can trick to bring that to me so I don’t have to get up.

CBS is bringing back the show “MacGyver,” after writers created a script using only a paper clip, some napkins and a bottle of food coloring.

An Ohio stoner called the cops because he was “too high” on marijuana. When police arrived they found him in a fetal position surrounded by packs of Doritos and Chips Ahoy cookies. Because stereotypes exist for a reason. Now that weed is being legalized in several states there is no end to what won’t get done.

And … Miss having pretty Autumn leaves because your dumb trees are still green? You can get a bundle of three authentic New England coloured leaves for only $19.99. What a deal! This is the dumbest thing, but people are making fast cash. Leaf Curating is now one of those weird jobs you only find in New England … like Witchhunter.

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