Today is Columbus Day, a government holiday not on the actual Columbus Day honoring someone who didn’t really discover America. Around here, we reward people who miss their objective by thousands of miles.
Vladimir Putin spent his 63rd birthday playing hockey with NHL stars and being presented with a trophy. It was nice him take something that didn’t have its own national anthem.
A homeless man came across a dead body and did the logical thing – put on a puppet show inside a Publix supermarket- with the deceased’s skull. Where did this happen? OF COURSE IT WAS FLORIDA.
And a (very) few things you need to know …
In 1969, Soyuz 7 was launched. It was either a spaceship or vodka, one of the two.
Scientists in Antarctica are in trouble for drinking too much. That’s not booze – its antifreeze!
Season 6 of the Walking Dead premiered last night. Big Deal, I see zombies walking through here EVERY MORNING. Honestly, the morning shift up here would not be that much different if we were all walkers.
