LMN 10-29-15 OK FINE, here’s some news again.

LMN 10-29-15 OK FINE, here’s some news again.

LMN 10-29-15 OK FINE, here’s some news again.

Last night I watched the scariest TV show of the season – the two hour GOP debate. Truth be told … I fell asleep trying to figure out whether or not I even had CNBC.

A New York man is reportedly building a sovereign nation in a remote part of Utah that will be called Zaqistan. My guess is, the guy’s name is Zack.

A survey says that 18% of Americans have never paid for cable or satellite service. Of those, 100% have asked that we not mention that statistic to their neighbors…

Remember, this is the weekend we turn the clocks back an hour. I vote we do it on Fridays, around 5 o’clock. So yeah, here’s a reminder to chance the clocks that automatically change themselves.

The frozen bodies of two extinct cave lion cubs have been found in Siberia. No word on a frozen dentist found nearby.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1911, American newspaperman Joseph Pulitzer died. So, big deal? What does he want? An award named after him? (Kids – a “newspaper” is like someone put the internet from 3 days ago on paper and you can line birdcages with it without voiding a warranty).

Walgreens is merging with Right Aid. The company’s new name? I hope they go with Wall Righty Then.

Math scores in our schools have gone down for the first time in 25 years. That’s almost a decade!

And … Today is national cat day! The next time your cat wakes you up at 4am to be fed … I bet you’re going to get up and feed it like you always do. I pray my dog doesn’t find out that cats are more popular on the internet than dogs.

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