LMN 11-12-15 #RedCupGate … this is a joke, right?

LMN 11-12-15 #RedCupGate … this is a joke, right?

LMN 11-12-15 #RedCupGate … this is a joke, right?

Wow. I’m gone for a couple days and when I come back, the world has lost its mind over a red coffee cup.
Red cup or no – I have some Starbucks gift cards I HAVE to use before they expire. Can I still get a pumpkin spice something or is that illegal since Christmas commercials are playing? Like, if I don’t get something with peppermint in it they’ll torture me with espresso steam? Just curious.

Several presidential hopefuls insisting they are doing well… Pretty optimistic when your dry cleaner is your campaign manager. Speaking OF … Jeb Bush, when asked if he would go back in time to kill a baby Hitler said, “Yes, I would.” Now, the only thing standing between him and being elected president is a time machine.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1892, William Heffelfinger became the first pro football player, when he was given $25 and a cash bonus of$500. He also received a promise that when Nike’s were invented, he’d get an endorsement deal.

Time to get out and hit those “after Diwali” sales!

It has been revealed that Winnie the Pooh … is actually a girl bear. The no-pants situation remains incredibly awkward.

Pizza hut is out with a new triple decker box with pizza, sides and dessert inside. They say it is designed for families … especially families in states where marijuana is legal.

Scientists have come up with a way to predict what Prince George’s face will look like in the future. They haven’t yet come up with a way to make Americans care.

And … There are still Halloween decorations up at my house. Since Christmas comes so early, why can’t Halloween stay late? Anyway – I mention this because Bloomingdales has claimed victory in the “poorly-thought-out” holiday ad contest. It shows an attractive couple dressed in expensive things for a party. The caption? “Spike your best friend’s eggnog when they’re not looking.” Bloomingdales has apologized for suggesting that you date rape your best friend. Give people presents, not drugs against their will or you’ll end up in a ho-ho-holding cell.

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