LMN 11-16-15

LMN 11-16-15

LMN 11-16-15

In the wake of the attacks on Paris, ISIS says they will strike America next. Anyone else think the only way to get rid of these guys is for them to kidnap a member of Liam Nissan’s family? President Obama popped up briefly to make some comments on the tragedy in Paris. Guess his golf game was cancelled. France, meanwhile, has stepped up airstrikes against ISIS, vows revenge and rounded up over 100 suspicious people. Someone’s looking pretty presidential … and it’s Francois Hollande.

Donald Trump says that Americans’ wages are “too high.” Yeah, I was just complaining to my boss about that the other day.

You know we’re getting close to Thanksgiving, Costco already put their Valentine’s Day stuff out.
An Arkansas man was injured when his e-cigarette exploded. He was treated for several 2nd-degree e-burns.
And a few things you need to know …

It’s said that it was on this date back in 2348 BC that the huge flood ended, allowing Noah and his family to finally leave the ark. Pity the poor family member who was the first to say, “Hey guys! Let’s all go to the zoo!”

On this date in 1907, Oklahoma became our 44th state. How did we wait that long to make something in the middle of the country a state? Like, we were thinking about it? We weren’t sure if it was going to work out?
In a desperate bid to remind people that he still exists, David Hasslehoff has changed his name to David Hoff. So, no more hassle?

Apple is working on a payment service that allows people to pay each other over their devices. Great! One more way to avoid looking at each other.

Researchers say that a sick sense of humor may signal the onset of dementia. Fabulous. I’ll start getting my affairs in order.

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