LMN 11-24-15 Doomsday or Black Friday?

LMN 11-24-15 Doomsday or Black Friday?

LMN 11-24-15 Doomsday or Black Friday?

Tell me, is it too soon to put my Cyber Monday decorations up?

The spats continue to rage on Facebook over the vetting of refugees. I can hear the questions at immigration: “Surely you can’t be Syrian?” “I am Syrian and stop calling me Shirley.”

The Turks shot down a Russian fighter jet that flew into their airspace. Vladimir Putin responded with grace and quiet dignity. Just kidding, Turkey is about to look like the bottom of a Shake ‘n Bake bag.

Congressman John Conyers announced he’s going to run for his 27th consecutive term next year. Unless the terminators find him first – oh no, wait. That’s John CONNER. I’d rather vote for him anyway.

A study says that music is good for helping patients’ bodies heal after major surgery. OK, maybe NOT the songs “I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight,” “Tears in Heaven,” or “Hurts So Good,” but you get the idea.

Fans of Game of Thrones are freaking out because the latest ad features John Snow … no one is sure if he is dead or alive. Or both. He’s Schrödinger’s Character. Sorry your company doesn’t offer bereavement leave for your favorite GoT character’s death. Or not.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1859, Charles Darwin published his theory of evolution and admitted that he may be a monkey’s uncle.

Apple is acknowledging mysterious shutdowns with the new iPad Pro. This one’s more like Windows than any Apple computer so far!

Walmart and Target will start their Cyber Monday deals Sunday. I prefer Cyber Monday to Black Friday – no one is going to pepper spray me if I grab the last five dollar toaster.

And … If you have a doomsday prepper on your gift list – here’s the perfect gift! A $17.5 million nuclear attack-proof home is for sale in Georgia. Given the state of the world these days, the homeowner might just get to test it out. The fact that that I have to have two pillows and an electric blanket just to sleep at night does not bode well for me in a doomsday situation.

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