LMN 12-1-15 Egg vs Tree outrage … and that is about it.

LMN 12-1-15 Egg vs Tree outrage … and that is about it.

LMN 12-1-15 Egg vs Tree outrage … and that is about it.

Some complainy-pants customers with absolutely nothing else to worry about are outraged the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Christmas trees DON’T LOOK LIKE TREES. They look like eggs. The Reese’s Pumpkins also looked like eggs. Oddly enough, the only holiday shaped candy that DOESN’T look like an egg is actually the Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg. The whiny ones say this is part of the mythical war on Christmas because the candy trees aren’t Christmassy enough. 2015: the year America woke up and got offended by every stupid thing. We can’t even have peanut butter cups without controversy. Could be worse – in Europe they call them Reese’s Peanut Butter .24 Litres.

In non food-related news….

President Obama’s wrapping up at that Climate Change conference. He says today is the day we save the planet. For what? A rainy day? It’s so cold in my studio – I’m considering littering just to speed up global warming.

Time to get out and hit those after Cyber Monday sales – wait. I spent more money yesterday while at work than I actually made at work.

Some new apps say they can help women improve their chances of getting pregnant. You mean, like Tinder?

And … it was on this date in 1939, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer made his first appearance in a catalog. It is obvious he’s had some work done, I’d swear his nose is now an LED light.

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