Former Lensecrafters spokesmodel Sara Palin has endorsed Donald Trump … in a 17 minute run on sentence.

Bernie Sanders says he had no idea homeless people were turned away from sheltering in the Boutwell Auditorium because of his rally. The city of Birmingham defends the decision not to open the warming station, saying it “takes too long to set up.” You had over a thousand hipsters already there, could a couple of them not help move cots and hand out socks? You guys are doing socialism wrong, just sayin’.

Leonardo DiCaprio seriously looks like he could win an Oscar this year. He’s white. There could be a mass boycott of the Oscars over the lack of diversity among the nominees. Whatever. I’ve been snubbed yet AGAIN.

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On this date in 1981 the Iran Hostage Crisis ended. Kids – a “hostage crisis” is like being stuck on a group text but worse.

Three was a rare three way loss on Jeopardy the other night. Sometimes I think I’m a genius then I realize I’d already seen that episode of Jeopardy.

Splash Data is out with a list of the worst passwords. 123456 and password top the list again of the dumbest. All my passwords are protected by my horrible short term memory.

A spat between a skier and a snowboarder ended in Aspen Highlands with the snowboarder getting pushed off a chairlift. I hope the skier said something like “ICE to meet you, now CHILL out” when he shoved the snowboarder off. Reached for comment, the snowboarder said, “DUDE. I was like ‘whaaaa?’ and he was all ‘bra you aren’t even front’ so I was like, ‘dude I’m an avalanche activator’ and he goes ‘nah’ so I said, ‘ummm yeah” and then he shoved me off the chairlift.

And … Should we sound the milk and bread alert? They’re saying there’s a possibility of snow for North Alabama by Friday. Yuck. Friday could set records for people complaining about the weather. My favorite winter sport is going back inside.