LMN 1-29-16 Debates, plagues and creepy dolls.

LMN 1-29-16 Debates, plagues and creepy dolls.

LMN 1-29-16 Debates, plagues and creepy dolls.

With Trump gone, Ted Cruz took most of the fireworks at the debate last night. At one point he stated he had the judgement and temperament to be President … but then threatened to walk out if the moderators asked another mean question. Because that is totally presidential. Meanwhile, Trump, at his own rally shot three supporters point blank then started handing out hats.

You are hearing a lot about the Zika virus, it’s rampant in Central and South America and the Caribbean. It’s due to hit Brazil just in time for the Olympics. Sorry the Zika virus has travelled to more exotic places than you this year.

A few protesters remain in that Oregon standoff. Apparently they weren’t out of snacks after all!

Rapper B.o.B is still insisting that the Earth is flat. Don’t worry B.o.B! We’ve got plenty of people currently trying to blow it up. Speaking of, Japan is on alert ahead of a possible North Korea missile test. Kim Jong Un has promised a new clear future for Japan. Oh. Sorry, that is a typo. “Nuclear” not “new clear.” My bad.

Teacher pay raises will be a main issue when the Alabama legislature gets underway. As will bickering, back-biting, time-wasting and contact embarrassment.

Filmmaker Michael Moore is telling everyone to stop sending bottled water to Flint, Michigan because the waste is a greater threat than the poison water they have up there. (Well, yeah. It takes him three cases of Aquafina just to get his cankles damp). Do what he says or he’ll make another one of those movies you hate.

And … if you hate flying and creepy possessed dolls, Thai Smile Airlines is not for you. They now allow passengers to buy seats for supernatural dolls that are the rage in Southeast Asia. The lifelike dolls are said to contain the spirit of an actual child. Hello? Did they learn nothing from that documentary “Chucky?” Or even “Puppetmaster?” This is one flight you won’t be napping on, with row after row of “angel dolls” locking you in the permanent gaze of their cold glass eyes. With my luck one would be kicking the back of my seat all the way to Bangkok.

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