LMN 2-2-16 Rodents, Rebels and what is up with the Coke Machine?

LMN 2-2-16 Rodents, Rebels and what is up with the Coke Machine?

LMN 2-2-16 Rodents, Rebels and what is up with the Coke Machine?

Today is Groundhog day! I hope that twitchy, inconsistent rodent saw or didn’t see his shadow, depending on which means what. I don’t know.

Ted Cruz beat Trump in the Iowa Caucus, Clinton barely edged out the Cryptkeeper. Meanwhile Mike Huckabee has suspended his presidential campaign. Wait. He was still running? Also, Martin O’Malley has suspended HIS campaign. Wait. He was still running? Meh. But hey, let us give it up for the people of Iowa for feeling important once every four years.

Only four men now remain in that Oregon wildlife refuge standoff. The men say they are ready to die for their cause or from boredom because there’s not much to do and everyone stopped paying attention.

Windows 95 is back! It runs in your browser. What does this mean? Old school solitaire yo!

Sleep researchers say if you wake up on your back with your arms stretched into a “V,” instead of curled up in a sweaty fetal ball, you’ll be happier and more confident. Whatever, I’m hitting that snooze button like it just murdered my family.

Phil Collins paid his wife over 46 million dollars to get divorced, now they’re back together, against all odds. Take a look at them now! See what I did there?

A Miami woman has gone viral after pulling over a Miami-Dade County cop for speeding. Instead of calling in his plates, she gunned it and chased him down at about 80 miles per hour to tell him, “not cool.” The police department says it’ll take appropriate action … which will probably involve giving this woman a ticket for speeding.

And … NASA has released trippy, hi-res video of the dwarf planet Ceres. We’ve got video of something in the asteroid belt, yet the Coke machine at work won’t take dollars?

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