There was another democratic debate this week – the entire thing sounded like divorced parents arguing over where their kid will go to college while telling the kid to shut up. Seriously, the entire charade sounded like two passive-aggressive roommates leaving angry notes on the fridge about not eating leftovers.
Donald trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. I’m starting to think the Nobel Committee are the ones who got trophies in sports just because they participated.
North Korea says they are launching a satellite today. Suuuure they are. If you’re not familiar with the region, North Korea is South Korea’s crazy ex.
And a few things you need to know…
On this date in 1783, Sweden recognized the United States. I guess we’d been wearing a disguise till then.
On this day in 2016, no one at my office replaced the water bottle on the cooler after drinking the last drop of it.
Cab drivers in Japan report picking up ghosts who disappear mid-ride. Weird, if I was a ghost, I’d be hanging out on the beach instead of a vomit encrusted cab.
The Superbowl is Sunday. I couldn’t be less excited unless my team was playing in it and I cared at all. Maybe your team will be featured between ads. Let us just hope the players staying safe from having to listen to Coldplay headline the halftime show.
Facebook turned 12 this week. I hope it got an annoying reminder to wish itself happy birthday.
And … A Fort Walton police officer responding to a routine call at an animal shelter left with a new puppy. He named it Kylo, his other dog is named Vader. Not only is this officer a dog lover, he is a huge star wars nerd. I only mention this because that is awesome on all levels.
