LMN 2-9-15 The Mardi Gras Edition!

LMN 2-9-15 The Mardi Gras Edition!

LMN 2-9-15 The Mardi Gras Edition!

Time to get out and hit those “After Chinese New Year” sales that you’ll have to hit an hour after you hit the first one.

Mardi Gras is today! It is the one day of the year some of your behavior makes sense. I’m celebrating Fat Tuesday by sitting in this broken office chair for a few more hours then skipping my MMA workout.

It is also National Pizza Day! It has been said that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels … except pizza.
The New Hampshire primary is underway. It’s the nation’s first primary vote because Iowa does that weird caucus thing where you fill a tub with elk blood and whichever candidate floats the longest while eating corn wins. Then they flip a coin.

Oops. Turns out North Korea really DID launch a satellite. Which will probably start picking fights with all the other satellites up there. It is currently in an unstable orbit, much like North Korea itself.

6000 souls aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship are headed back to New Jersey (because they have not suffered enough) after the ship sailed into a violent storm with winds over 100 miles per hour and 30 foot waves. Anyone think to get a weather report before sailing? Just curious. Attempting to make recompense, the cruise line offered passengers a discount on their next cruise. That would be like the Titanic backing up and hitting the iceberg again.
A deadly train crash in Germany. Conductor Hans off der Veel could face criminal charges.

The Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is catching flak for walking out of a post-Superbowl press conference. Those bashing him are getting in trouble too. I like bashing Cam because he is a brat but he had good reason to leave that press conference: he left his binky and sippy cup in his stroller.

I mean, we could tell those Westboro Baptist people who protest at soldiers funerals that one is being held on a cruise and just let nature take its course.

I’ve just found out who will win the Nobel Prize! A chef in Manhattan created a donut that has a cinnamon roll baked inside! Perfect for those times you can’t decide WHICH junk food you want. Shut up and take my money!

Sorry – you may like cruises. I’m not a fan, especially now that I’ve been on one. But hey, if a romantic cesspool with a few thousand strangers getting in your way sounds fun have at it.

Actor Hugh Jackman just had skin cancer treatments and is telling us all to use sunscreen. There’s no better sunscreen than sitting inside and watching Netflix.

Y’know, there’s a reason Somali pirates never attack Royal or Carnival ships. They don’t want to catch a bad stomach virus before sinking.

And… Join us tonight at Bar 31 in Vestavia starting at 6:00 for the Fat Tuesday celebration with the band Razz Ma Tazz! These are the guys I sang with a couple weeks ago and they are a BLAST! Going to be a great time, so never mind the slight snow flurry and come on out!

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