LMN 2-11-16 I thought there already WAS a “Dark Side of the Force?”

LMN 2-11-16 I thought there already WAS a “Dark Side of the Force?”

LMN 2-11-16 I thought there already WAS a “Dark Side of the Force?”

Today is National Friendship Day! We’re friends; if you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump off a bridge … I’ll call 911 from the car before heading home.

There’s a huge hole in the GOP presidential candidate line up – a REALLY huge one. Chris Christy has dropped out to spend more time with his refrigerator. Sadly, Carley Fiorina is also gone. I liked her though I wasn’t planning to vote for her. I was going to vote for her two dogs to replace Bo and Sunny Obama.

Bernie Sanders beat Hillary Clinton in two events yet she has been awarded more delegates than him. If only there was a word for taking something away from someone who earned it and redistributing it to someone who didn’t. Looks like Bernie got Bernied.

The FBI is moving in on the last couple guys in Oregon. I hope the FBI brought their own snacks. These guys have been running out of food in a wildlife refuge – has anyone checked to see if any of the tasty animals are still around?

Need a job? North Korea executed its Military Chief, so there’s an opening. It doesn’t pay well and the only severance package includes your head.

Lent is underway. I’ve got a friend who REALLY needs to give up Facebook for Lent. “Put your phone up till you’re sober” is pretty good advice.

State Health officials announce there IS a case of the Zika virus in Alabama. Please let it be me, please let it be me I need a vacation! Oh, it’s not a lottery?

The Captain of the Anthem of the Seas says he had no idea he was sailing the cruise ship into a monster storm. Apparently the anthem he was singing is “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” is said to sync PERFECTLY with Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The president of the Laser Light Show Society is thrilled as he will again be relevant when this is re-released.

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