2-15-16 Happy Cheap Candy Day!!!

2-15-16 Happy Cheap Candy Day!!!

2-15-16 Happy Cheap Candy Day!!!

Time to get out and hit the after Valentine’s Day sales. No really – it IS! It’s half price chocolate day today! Really – hope you had a nice valentines’. Love means never having to say you’re sorry, except constantly in the case of every relationship ever both in real life and in movies. At least we can rest assured we don’t have to be nice to our loved ones for almost another whole year! Aww, that was just mean.

Oh — Today is also Presidents Day… the day the president walks out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of the same crap.

Just when America finally shut up about the Supreme Court and got back to discussing celebrity breakups – Justice Antonin Scalia has died. Though he could be blocked from making an appointment at this late stage, maybe Obama will appoint Judge Judy to the high court? I’m a lot like Judge Judy except I don’t have a law degree, a TV show or millions of dollars and my own airplane. There are already conspiracy theories about Scalia’s death. At 79 his death was ruled natural causes, over the phone. In Texas it IS legal to pronounce someone one dead over the phone. I think someone must have done that with my agent.

Deadpool is number one at the box office. The reason? Great story, great script, tons of quips? Nope Ryan Reynolds in a red leather suit. For real.

The Walking Dead premiered last night, making the six most romantic words spoken on Valentine’s day, “Previously on AMC’s The walking Dead.” If Darryl dies this season – we riot, right?

Got an iPhone? There’s a thing going around you need to not do. Internet trolls claim if you set your iPhone’s clock and calendar back to January first 1970 it will change it to an awesome secret retro thing. It won’t. It will render your phone unusable and you’ll have to pay a lot of money to get it fixed. All this for a retro look? There were no cell phones in 1970 so it’ll be totally retro when yours stops working, like you didn’t have one at all! Besides … if you want a TRULY retro PC look you’d have to learn basic programming just to access your texts from the command line. (I don’t know what this means. My engineer told me).

And … If you’ve been here a minute you know I do independent film. I get a lot of messages from listeners who want to get involved. Behold this cautionary tale from Arkansas. A group was filming on the campus of Arkansas State, didn’t tell anyone, didn’t notify the police and went running amok waving guns. The campus was put on lockdown until cops realized Martin Scorsese and his braniac friends were just shooting a movie. I shouldn’t make fun of them for this though, I’m guilty of walking into Starbucks after being on the zombie shoot wearing a samurai sword and bloody black leather pants. Like that’s the weirdest thing they’ve seen in Starbucks.

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