LMN 3-4-16 A LITTLE news

LMN 3-4-16 A LITTLE news

LMN 3-4-16 A LITTLE news

The only voice of reason in last night’s GOP fight club disguised as a debate was Dr. Ben Carson. Because he wasn’t there.

All of Syria is without power after a bomb struck a single site that took down the power grid. This tells me Syria is like my aunt’s house where EVERYTHING was plugged into a power strip with 18 additional power strips plugged into that.

On this date in 1791, Vermont became our 14th state. If you;ve never been to Vermont, it is like the OTHER new Hampshire. Those huge Vermont teddy bears look great in the dumpster right after Valentine’s Day.

The Hubble space telescope has photographed the oldest known galaxy. It is so old it knew Cap’n Crunch when he was just a private. This galaxy is SO OLD it’s birth certificate says “EXPIRED.” I mean, it is really old. So old that it watches the History Channel to see if it is on. The whole galaxy is said to smell like grandma’s house and it leaves its turn signal on while wearing black socks with sandals. We’re talking OLD.

Have a great weekend! If you don’t, well … that a good reason to look forward to Monday

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