LMN 3-8-15 PANCAKE DAY PANCAKE DAY

LMN 3-8-15 PANCAKE DAY PANCAKE DAY

LMN 3-8-15 PANCAKE DAY PANCAKE DAY

Today is National Pancake Day! You get free pancakes when you dine in at Ihop. I don’t have time to get by there so I’ll be making my own. Adding water to a box of pancake mix still counts as homemade, right?

More primaries today. With the goofbags in both parties at this point maybe no one should be President. It’s just four years, we all do our own thing and see how it goes. What is the worst that could happen? Meanwhile, Mitt Romney, the only guy to consistently lose the presidency for the last 7 years, is still attacking Trump like it makes any sort of difference. I can’t wait to hear what Mom-jean Mitt thinks of the new Ghostbusters trailer.

It has been 2 years today since that Malaysian plane went missing. At this point finding it would be nearly as hard as finding any class in the Kardashian family.

And a few things you need to know …

On this day in 1917, the February Revolution began in Russia when workers clamoring for bread took to the streets. This was back when an “all you can eat” buffet in Russia was a guy named Yuri giving you a slice of bread and saying, “There. THAT is all you can eat.”

There’s a total solar eclipse tonight. Not viewable here because of the whole “it’s night” thing. The best viewing spots are in those places that only have one athlete to send to the Olympics and are featured on “Locked Up Abroad.”

And… Steven Tyler was photographed at an event holding hands with a possible new girlfriend. He’s 67… she’s 28. Don’t judge – love isn’t about looks or money or fame! I’m sure these lovebirds have deep, meaningful conversations Abouthahahaha. No really. Have you SEEN Steven without his shirt on? He has moobs. It’s pretty bad. It’s like the Nazis opened the Ark of the Covenant and I looked.

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