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LMN 3-21-16

LMN 3-21-16

LMN 3-21-16

Welcome to Spring! Guess we have to spend the day pulling out the winter clothes we put away last week. Sorry you’re going to have to dress for all four seasons at once today.

Arriving in Cuba, President Obama got snubbed by President Castro. I’m worried a trip to Cuba wouldn’t be as cool now that it is legal but I WOULD like to visit before a bunch of celebs like Kanye and Pitbull turn the whole place into a strip club.

North Korea has launched more missiles in hopes other nations will deploy some attention to them. The projectile launch is against UN resolutions so they’re going to write North Korea ANOTHER sternly worded letter.
There will be no debate tonight because Trump and Kasich are skipping it. Trump says he is tired of the debates. So… that’s all of us then?

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1946, the recently created United Nations Security Council set up temporary headquarters in The Bronx, New York. Since it was their first day there, nothing was accomplished … a tradition that’s continued for 70 years.

Today is national common courtesy day, a day to celebrate manners and respectful behavior so please, no political arguments on Facebook today?

There are warnings of a record pollen count this season. Great. Last year the pollen was so bad, junkies were trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed.

Apple today unveils three new babysitters – I mean – products. The new iPad Pro has boosted resolution so you get a clear, crisp view of “Flash Player Not Supported on This Device” screen.

Meanwhile, Android users are being warned of the Stagefright hack – which gives some jackwagon in China/Russia access to your data and control key operations. All the hackers will ever get from my Android is dog pictures. Lately, life has become a major distraction from my cell phone.

And hey — let’s go to Universal City Walk! They are opening a new Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory restaurant! The Chocolate Factory says it’ll also serve burgers, steaks and all that but let us not kid ourselves; if we go there it is for nothing but the crazy desserts so we can live out our wildest Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fantasies … like getting stuck in a pipe after drinking out of a chocolate river.

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