December 18, 2014
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Lisa Mason in the Morning

by Lisa Mason posted Dec 18 2014 8:05AM
Soon we'll be able to visit Cuba without first being detained as terror suspects! I have a couple of friends from Cuba – one of them tells me you know you're Cuban when people tell you to stop yelling – when you're actually just speaking normally. I've never known a time when U.S./Cuban diplomatic relations were normal. Think this will be successful? I say close, but no cigar.

Sony has cancelled the New York premiere of "The Interview," because The "Guardians of Peace" threatened violent attacks on any theaters showing it and any people watching it. Where was this group when "Funny People" came out?

Hey look! Katie Holmes turns 36 today. She showed us that all it takes to be successful in Hollywood is work hard, believe in your abilities and have Tom Cruise's baby.

Among the top Google searches of 2014 were Ebola and Frozen. Yeah, it was that kind of year.

And … Hanukkah started Tuesday evening, and gas prices keep going down. It's no coincidence. During Hanukkah, oil lasts 8 times as long. Wish I had that luck with my cell phone battery.
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 16 2014 7:59AM
I'm just skipping over all of the major headlines. It's all too depressing. All those terrible stories PLUS the fact that in today's Nearly Impossible Trivia, we learned that in Icelandic folklore everyone who doesn't have a new article of clothing by Christmas Eve gets eaten by the dreaded Yule Cat, a vicious beastie owned by a family of trolls. Do shoes count? Because while I was out shopping for you, I found some shoes for me. Golly! Between Flesh-eating Icelandic felines, the Greek Christmas goblins, and the Krampus … it seems Christmas is trying to kill us all. Maybe we should all switch to Hanukkah? The only things trying to kill you with that is the entire Seleucid Empire, but we don't have those in the SEC. Anyway, here's the rest of the news…

I know I don't want to be anywhere dogs are not welcome, so it's great that Pope Francis came out and said that yes, dogs DO go to heaven. Poor Snoop Dog must be upset he changed his name to Snoop Lion and is now out in the cold.

The Department of Homeland Security says 100 Million Americans could lose power during a major sun storm. I guess the only thing we can do is hope that it happens at night.

The United States has reached a $60 million reparations deal with France in which several thousand US citizens, who were shipped to Nazi death camps on French trains, will receive financial payouts. Next up, reparations for African-Americans, and then reparations for Major League Baseball players who just missed the big money era.

Michelle Obama took the First Dogs, Bo and Sunny, to a children's hospital on Monday. She let kids meet the dogs and then read them a story, "The Grinch who Redistributed Christmas."

California is spending $5 million on an earthquake detection system that could give you up to a minute warning that a major quake is about to hit. It's up to you to decide if you use that minute to seek safety or to delete your browser history.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1811, Missouri suffered an earthquake that was equivalent to 12.0 on the Richter scale. Needless to say, no one had to stir paint for a month.

Mama June from "Honey Boo Boo" and that guy Sugar Bear have been offered $1 million to make an adult film. I think we should offer $2 million for them to not.

A movie theater in Russia has replaced their seats with beds to make for the feeling of having a slumber party. Like you can stay awake for anything you rent at home on Friday nights...

As more allegations are made against Bill Cosby, his wife is asking, "Who is the victim here?" Uh Camille? I think it might be you.

Police in Pocatello, Idaho had to shoot and kill a cow who escaped from a slaughterhouse. Great, now everyone from PETA is going to be wearing shirts that say "Hooves up, don't shoot!"
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 15 2014 8:19AM
Still monitoring the café situation in Sydney. It's about 8:30 here and fortunately there are still no injuries. Christmas is a busy time in Australia – the heat is sweltering and the surf's up – here's hoping the police there have this bad guy's shrimp on the barbie soon. It's already Tuesday Down Under, so I hope that nothing bad happens there on our today otherwise it might ruin their whole yesterday. It's confirmed 5 people escaped the gunman, they were not released, they just ran. Wow! Here's to the Aussies: a remarkably tough lot. They have to be tough because most everything in their entire nation is trying to kill them.

Congress has gone on recess. It's the time of year when they don't get anything done at home, rather than in Washington, D.C.

On this date in 1836, the patent office in Washington, DC, burned to the ground. If only they had approved that patent for a fire extinguisher sooner.

Kim Kardashian says she gained weight while she was pregnant because God was punishing her for being "so hot." He also must have done something about her modesty.

Don Johnson from the old "Miami Vice" series turns 65 today. Back then, he walked around looking cool with no socks. These days, there are two things he always has on: his black socks and his turn signal.

A new study carried out to discover who is more inclined to make idiotic decisions, men or women, has come to a conclusion. The short version? No woman anywhere has ever said "Hey, y'all…watch this!"

On this date in 1944 that Dwight Eisenhower became a five-star general. For those not familiar with military terms, that meant he was really spicy.

Cheerio's is coming out with a new 'Ancient Grains' cereal that mixes up traditional oats with Kamut wheat and spelt! Apparently, it's for parents who don't believe in spanking.

You know Christmas is celebrated differently in other parts of the world? For example, here we hang mistletoe over our heads. In North Korea, Dictator Kim Jong Un hangs the threat of nuclear missile-toe over everybody's head.

Scientists say they have perfected facial reading and recognition technology to the point where they could now install devices in comedy clubs that would charge the customers admission based on how much they enjoyed the show. I may never get paid again.
by Lisa Mason posted Dec 12 2014 7:20AM
Congress was up all night again concocting a trillion-dollar last-minute spending bill to avoid a government shutdown. I'm starting to think politicians only do this for that free, tax-payer funded pizza they deliver to the Hill all night long.

A temporary runway closure in Sydney, Australia diverted a United Airlines flight to Canberra … where passengers sat for three hours before being allowed to loiter on the tarmac for 7 hours. Carnival Cruise lines is suing for theft of intellectual property.

Human rights groups are still fuming after the Senate released a 600 page report condemning the CIA's enhanced interrogation program. Ironically, reading it was torture.

Lufthansa Airlines will soon allow pet birds of prey on their flights? Are they out of their FALCON minds?

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1818 Mary Todd Lincoln was born. If you're curious, yes, she did enjoy the play. Too soon?

On this date in 1953, Chuck Yeager flew two and a half times the speed of sound. He flew so fast, while flying he could hear himself landing. He was actually able to hear people say "Congratulations" before they even said it.

Starbucks is trying out an upscale version of its stores -- called the Reserve Roastery and Tasting Room. It is exactly like a regular Starbucks but even more expensive.

A new scientific study says the color of a mug may change the perception of the way coffee tastes. Great. How is that cure for cancer coming guys?

And … A Canadian doctor is being hailed as a hero for his blistering notes written to employers who require sick workers, not to stay home and rest, but go to the doctor and bring back a note. The jist of the note is, "You are an ogre. Stop wasting my valuable time by involving me in your petty policies." Hopefully this will inspire empoyers to display some trust in their employees. Not the employees who constantly fake being sick, mind you. Which reminds me… I've got Guardians of the Galaxy on Netflix at home and … uh…I'm not feeling well today *cough.*
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 11 2014 7:49AM
92-year old Christopher Lee is out with a heavy metal Christmas album. He's been cooler in every one of his 92 years than we have in our collective lives.

The medical practitioners who risked a grisly death to halt the spread of Ebola in Africa just barely managed to beat pop singer Taylor Swift for the honor of being named Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year.' Their version of 'Welcome to New York' was not met with nearly as much glee.

Youth education activist Malala picked up her Nobel Peace Prize yesterday in Norway. When I was her age I couldn't even FIND my math book – SHE was shot by the Taliban for demanding an education. Outstanding. Although, I DO think whoever invented coffee should win the Nobel Prize too.

Several young children in Australia have become seriously ill after drinking contaminated raw cow's milk. Don't know who's responsible for the contamination, but Australian police have issued an all-points bulletin for Eight Maids A' Milking. It's actually quite easy to avoid drinking contaminated dairy products over the holidays, just do what I do; purify your eggnog with several ounces of spiced rum.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1953, Anchorage, Alaska, got its first TV station. Talk about an easy job -- being the weatherman there! "Snow, with a chance of more snow, making way for even more snow later. But enough about summer."

A Korea Air executive caused a flight to be delayed 20 minutes while she chewed out flight attendants for not opening her bag of macadamia nuts. Sounds like at least one nut got out of the pouch.

This is madness! A New York Rangers hockey player, who had part of his ear slashed off during a game this week, went to the hospital, had his ear reattached, and then he made it back to the game in time to score the winning goal in overtime! And how appropriate it was that the play-by-announcer screamed, "Vincent Van GOOOAAAALLLLLL!" Wow. Hope you packed a lunch.

And… Data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics says that using comparable wages for similar jobs, Santa Claus would be paid $140,000 a year. Similar jobs? Ok we've got delivery man, pilot, I guess zoo keeper since he probably cares for his own reindeer. We can also add Union boss (hey – SOMEONE has to keep the elves in line. Plus since he's technically the CEO of the North Pole he has to provide healthcare). What other comparable jobs does Santa have? SUREVEILANCE! He sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake – every step you take every smile you fake, he'll be watching you! I could go on but 140 grand a year for all that work seems ... low. Poor Santa, I hope Mrs. Claus isn't expecting a pair of Louboutins this year.
by Lisa Mason posted Dec 10 2014 8:08AM
This is frightening. I'm used to my news blog only being read by people who have known me for a decent length of time. Well that's all changed because I'm now on in beautiful Louisville, KY and 107.7 the Eagle has linked to my news, thus exposing tens of unsuspecting people to read this thinking it's actual news. I suppose I COULD start doing actual news but no one else in the media does so why bother? Anyway – hello Louisville!

In what is most likely an attempt to distract us from something important that's going on, the Senate releases that torture report they've been wanting. NOW human rights activists are calling for war crimes charges against former officials. The UN says this report reads like a horror movie. Syrian President Bashir al Assad says it reads more like "Fifty Shades of Grey."

NATO has officially closed their joint combat mission with the U.S. in Afghanistan after more than 13 years. "You say 'Nayto,' I say 'Notto,' let's call the whole thing off!"

Did you catch the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show? Victoria didn't want to give up any secrets, so CBS paid CIA contractors to torture her.

The football coach at Columbia University has resigned after allegations of making players continue playing after suffering concussions. Players defended the coach saying that he never coddled egg couch long-sleeve chew toy.

President Obama went to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center over the weekend where he was diagnosed with acid reflux. It's the exact same condition Michelle Obama's lunch suggestions have given every public school kid in America. Those doctors at Walter Reed are funny. When Obama first came in to the emergency ward, they told him his insurance wouldn't allow him to keep his old doctor and he'd have to be seen by undocumented physicians at the Harry Reid Medical Center.

Two major Max bus service routes are being cut in Homewood. Tens of people are going to be inconvenienced.
And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1898, the Spanish-American War ended and the U.S. acquired Guam from Spain along with a second round draft pick to be named later.

This day in 1901, the very first Nobel Peace prizes were handed out. They considered giving out several types of awards, but decided to give Peace a chance.

Prince William and Duchess Katherine wanted to see an NBA game while they were in New York, especially since the Knicks were playing Cleveland. That way their first experience would be the King James edition.

Americans are STILL furious that that guy on the Discovery Channel was NOT eaten alive by an anaconda. See? Peter Pan Live was only the SECOND worst thing on TV.

A marine biologist in California discovered a very rare 12-pound lobster. That ties in perfectly with the 12 days of Christmas -- a pound of lobster a day. Well, perfectly, except for the lobster.

The Oxford English Dictionary released it's new words of the year last week, marking a trend. Scholars say the English language is approaching 1 million words, far out-pacing other languages. Example; the French have only about 100,000-words, 25,000 of which are different kinds of cheese and another 70,000 that are variations on the word "surrender."

And … Harvard scientists claim they have invented an obesity pill that transforms 'bad' fat to 'good'... which could replace the need for exercise. Just make them bacon-flavored and we're done!
by Lisa Mason posted Dec 9 2014 8:06AM
Today's release of a comprehensive report on the CIA's enhanced interrogation techniques after 911 has the country on edge. If you don't know the difference between torture and an enhanced interrogation technique, here's an example. A lit cigarette to the face is torture. Honey Boo Boo is an enhanced interrogation technique. No...Wait a minute... I think I got this backwards.

During a surprise visit to Afghanistan, outgoing Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel answered lingering questions about the ability of Afghani security forces to go it alone against the Taliban next year. Hagel says, "Every sign is they can do this." Awesome. Our foreign policy is now a Magic-8-Ball that says, "All signs point to yes." I'm just waiting for "Reply hazy, ask again later."

Prince William delivered a heartfelt speech about the illegal wildlife trade yesterday in DC. I think he's just being selfish. Every time he and his dad go on African safaris, poachers try to kill Prince Charles for his ivory.

And a few things you need to know…

In 1941, China declared war against Italy, Germany and Japan. Wow, they were having a bad day.

CBS' "Two and a Half Men" will have its series finale in February. I can't wait to not watch it.

Sad news! Ken Weatherwax, the actor who played Pugsley on "The Addams Family" TV show, died Sunday of a heart attack at age 59! Would have been weird if he'd died on Wednesday. When he rings the bell at the Pearly Gates, at least Lurch will be there to answer. Man I love that show.

The TGI Friday's restaurant in Brooklyn has a drone problem. No, Obama isn't bombing them, they bought "mistletoe drones" that would fly around the dining area carrying springs of mistletoe and hover over diners to get them to kiss. One of the drones ended up hitting a photographer in the face so they're grounded. Seriously, TGI Friday's? You know the only people you have the option of kissing in TGI Friday's are your coworkers, your grandparents, or your kids. All terrible kissers!

This is driving me nuts; ALL the news channels are all over the #RoyalVisit to New York City. For the love, fashion bloggers, stop calling her Kate Middleton. She's Catherine Mountbatten-Windsor, the Duchess of Cambridge. She said she doesn't even like the nickname "Kate." So, what point am I trying to make? Er … none really. I just want a fancy title. Think about it, if we are going to define ourselves as African American, or Italian American, or Martian American or Southern to honour our heritage… why can't we also have titles like the Brits do to honour the fact that some of us are Supreme Allied Commander of the TV Remote? I'd like to be Her Royal Majesty of Fixing Questionable Breakfast on Saturday.

And ... The Discovery Channel is catching major flack for their "Eaten Alive" special in which an idiot attempted to be swallowed whole by an anaconda. The only thing being "eaten" was two hours of viewers' lives. I always learn something whenever I watch Discovery Channel – though recently I've learned that I should never watch the Discovery Channel again.
by Lisa Mason posted Dec 8 2014 8:16AM
Alabama won the SEC Championship again, Florida State is now screaming that THEY want to take on the Tide for the national title. Don't the Seminoles have bigger problems? Right now the Tallahassee police department is in the running for MVP.

The ratings are in from Peter Pan live – and they're not good. Most Americans were spared from the awfulness by just not watching it. Seems everyone was waiting for Christopher Walken to break out more cowbell.

Cam Newton started a huge on-field brawl yesterday between the Carolina Panthers and the New Orleans saints. All players involved could be charged with impersonating protesters from New York and Ferguson.

Speaking of protests, hundreds of protesters swarmed outside La Scala opera house in Milan. As angry Italians threw Molotov cocktails at police, the orchestra inside remained composed.

In North Korea, Dictator Kim Jong Un, has ordered everyone in the country also named 'Kim Jong Un' to change their names. So far, the #1 choice for alternative names is Kim Jong Cougar Mellencamp.

And a few things you need to know …

Eli Whitney was born on this date in 1765. Eli, of course, is famous for inventing the cotton gin. Unfortunately, he died before the cotton tonic was invented.

Will and Kate, Prince George and Princess Baby-bump are getting a tour of New York. You know why the royals crossed the road? Neither do I but we're going to have to hear about it for the next month because the news crews are obsessed with them.

The users of have deemed Kirk Cameron's new Christmas movie officially ho-ho-horrible.

Oklahoma police have arrested a pair of men who tried to rob a woman at a gas station while dressed as Batman and Captain America. Witnesses said Batman fled the scene in a Ford pickup with a bumper sticker reading "My Other Getaway Vehicle is the Batmobile."

A new report says that 8% of Americans suffer from depression. I had no idea there were that many Missouri fans.
by Lisa Mason posted Dec 5 2014 7:24AM
Only a quick mention of things mostly making news today. I have an early eye doctor appointment and won't be able to see to type, so I had to go no-huddle on today's entry. Not that I huddle on ANY day's entry ever. I'm like the Oregon Ducks of hack-news blogs. I even change uniforms every quarter.

The Orion spacecraft launched this morning! It was built in Alabama, roll tide. The Orion is the first step in man's travelling to Mars and farther away from all of the Kardashians.

In North Korea, people who have the same name as Kim Jong Un have been ordered to change their names. When you think about it, if there's someone's mail you wouldn't want to accidentally receive, his would have to be near the top of the list.

The US Food and Drug Administration says they're reorganizing in a new effort to focus on the quality of drugs. They're considering changing their name to "The Drug and Drug and Drugs Again, and Then Maybe A Little Food Later Administration."

A University of Texas research lab is missing 100-human brains. I suppose we can immediately rule out the U.S. Senate. It's a no-brainer that the guy will be fired.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1484, the Pope set down severe penalties against German witches and magicians... but only for a spell.

On this date in 1876, the pipe wrench was invented. Until that time, there was one less weapon in the game of "Clue."

A former employee of Zillow is suing the real estate giant for sexual harassment. Not surprising, if they value their employees as little as they do my house.

A brother and sister in Minneapolis are opening the world's first vegan butcher shop. Silly. What's next? A sugar-free cotton candy stand?

Do you find it ironic that Bill Cosby's current comedy tour is called, "Far from finished?" Seems like he's getting a little closer every day.

And … just for recall's sake; check out that awesome picture of Orion on the Launchpad this morning. It's 7:40am as I post this so we've got a few more hours of orbit till Orion (safely) splashes down. I so wish this Orion test was manned. If I worked at NASA, I'd make the entire recovery and ground crews wear ape costumes just to freak out the returning astronauts.
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 4 2014 8:17AM
The Alabama-built Orion spacecraft is (as of the time I'm writing this) still waiting to launch and today's window is about to close. High winds, a tech issue and an idiot in a boat who strayed into the launch zone pushed back the launch. It's our first attempt to send a spacecraft capable of carrying humans anywhere really far-away cool since the Apollo program. Ebola has travelled more than NASA this year. Fun fact: did you know NASA had to cancel "take your daughter to work day" after "someone" accidentally broke a 23 million dollar guidance system?* Anyway, if the Orion program is successful we soon could see actual humans living and working on Mars! A base is already being planned! Called "Mars Base 2," it would be constructed inside the Jovis Tholus volcano. They call it "Mars Base 2" because the name "Mars Base 1" failed the focus group … as far as you know. **

President Obama addressed Native Americans leaders at the White House Tribal Nation's Conference on Wednesday. The assembled chiefs bestowed upon Mr. Obama an honorary Indian name, "Dances with Scandals."

(Here is the spot where I was going to write about the cop protests, then I remembered I was sick of writing about it all).

The UAB drama is getting nuttier than a Stuckey's Pecan Log. UAB supporters say their football program was scrubbed due to a political grudge held by the Board of Trustees. I'm starting to think all these conspiracy theories are distracting us from a larger conspiracy. UAB is now the first university in college sports' top tier to cancel their football program in nearly 20 years. Somewhere in Oakland right now are fans wondering, "How do we turn our city into a college?"

And a few things you need to know …

It was this day in 1918, President Wilson became the first American president to travel outside of the United States. Pretty wild considering that for most of the earlier presidents, "outside of the United States" was right here.

Tom Cruise was almost hit by a bus while filming his latest movie in London. Who knew Katie Holmes was now a bus driver?

Veteran MLB umpire Dale Scott is the first to announce he's gay. The replay showed he is definitely out.

The Russian government acknowledges the country will fall into a recession next year. That's one thing Russia has always been good about -- planning. They can already tell you who's going to win the next elections.
And here's some other stuff …

I almost forgot! If you are looking for an opportunity to protest something but don't want a flat-screen TV (or to get pepper-sprayed), there's a UAB basketball game tonight at 7 at Bartow Arena. Everyone is asked to wear all black in support of the football team.

Also, head to Hollywood Feed in the Lee Branch shopping center off 280 this Sunday and next Sunday starting at 12:30pm for pet pictures with Santa! A suggested $15 donation benefits K-9 Specialty Services of Alabama. Hopefully you won't ever have to say, "Golly, I wish we had some search and rescue dogs on hand." They are a great group and need our support. I'm hoping to take Hera Mason this Sunday!
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 3 2014 8:05AM

UAB scraps football. Also cut are the bowling and rifle teams. OK, are you SURE you want to tick off the rifle team? UAB President Ray Watts could have used the rifle teams' protection yesterday when, swarmed by protesters, he made the announcement there just wasn't enough money to keep the programs alive. Seriously? How expensive is the bowling team? Just buy a Groupon to that place in Vestavia or wherever, it's not like the team doesn't already have their own shoes and balls.

President Obama spent "small business Saturday" at a local, independent bookstore and bought 17-books (all of them on golf, probably). He's a big fan of small business, because they used to be big businesses till he got here.

The countdown to another government shutdown is on! Is it just me or when they say government "shutdown" do you hear it in Gordon Ramsey's voice? "Shut it down, you don-kay! Shut it all down! Switch it off!"

If you're sad that the riots in Ferguson are dying down, you're in luck! They are working on a sequal! A New York grand jury is expected to soon decide if they should indict a white cop who put a black man in a chokehold. The man later died. Get your lootin' pants back from the cleaners -- we're headed to NEW YORK CITY!

One of the wives of the leader of ISIS has been captured! And what a coward that guy was! The SEAL team had his compound nearly surrounded, when he escaped while yelling, "Take my wife, PLEASE!"

The new Iraqi Prime Minister is livid after discovering his government has been paying troops that don't exist. I don't know why he's is so upset about his phony Air Force. Half of Iraq is on the no-fly list anyway.

Massachusetts General Hospital has a possible Ebola patient. The unidentified patient recently traveled to an infected area and is said to be in stable condition. That sound you hear is three months' worth of Ebola jokes about to be recycled.

The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are warning U.S. soldiers that if they talk about their military service on social media, they may be targeted for attacks by ISIS. They are ALSO warning Republicans that if they talk about being in the GOP on social media, they may be targeted for attacks by the IRS.

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1621, Galileo invented the telescope. The following day, his neighbor invented the bathroom curtain.

Honest question: Anyone surprised that Snooki's first day of marriage included a hangover and a trip to McDonald's?

The Chinese government has banned the use of puns and wordplay in all TV broadcasts. The show "Two and a Half Tiananmen" was immediately canceled.

A New York couple decided they wanted to get married on a subway train. If you want to get them a gift, they're registered with Lysol.

A Yale University study has classified "tanning dependence" as a behavioral disorder. Boys – the line to volunteer to help cure all those poor, Sun-addicted, Sports Illustrated swimsuit models starts way over there.

And … The famous car from "Smokey and the Bandit" is going up for auction. Why would you buy that thing? It only drives in two directions; east-bound and down
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 2 2014 8:18AM
The Ferguson Cop who resigned will NOT be receiving any form of benefits from the force. Darren Wilson will be forced to rely on the millions of dollars he'll make from whatever book deal he gets. Meanwhile, AG Erek Holder personally vows to end racial profiling "once and for all." LOL. What's he going to do? Give everyone high-powered weapons and let them walk across the border? Also, the NFL will not punish several St. Louis Rams players who took the field Sunday with their hands in the air to show solidarity with the protesters in Ferguson. Now, if they could only teach the Rams defensive lineman to put their hands in the air while rushing the quarterback, maybe they could block a few passes.

Sure is a lot of sports filling up the news today --

UAB's football program could be scrapped this week. I'd go join the protests downtown if I wasn't already too busy complaining about it online.

Four teams are reportedly interested in signing Ray Rice who had his suspension lifted. Of course, these are the four teams whose headquarters don't have elevators, just stairs.

A Pennsylvania woman reportedly stabbed her boyfriend for starting Thanksgiving dinner without her. This is amazing -- the guy got up from football to help without being asked?

And a few things you need to know …

On this date in 1957, the very first full-scale atomic electric power plant opened. Critics gave it glowing reviews.

On this date in 1952, a live birth was shown on TV for the very first time. instead of cutting the cord, the doctor cut the cable.
Good news for parents who aren't ready to smash things when the "Frozen" soundtrack comes on for the 900th time! A sequel may soon be on its way, complete with a whole soundtrack full of new songs for kids aged five to fifteen to sing over and over and over and over and over again in the back seat of your minivan!

Angelina Jolie was involved in a very scary car accident on Sunday, when her tires exploded! There were no serious injuries, but her mini-van and 247 car seats were totaled. I wonder what happened to her 'Pitt' crew...

And … Mohammed has now become the top choice for boy's baby names in the U.K. Some Brits are worried, because the next most popular boy's baby names there BESIDES Mohammed, are Muhammad, followed by Muhammed, Mohammud and Mohammod.
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by Lisa Mason posted Dec 1 2014 7:54AM
Happy Cyber Monday – my condolences to anyone working retail or tech support this season. Or ever. Only 9 deaths were reported from Black Friday events. I feel so left out! Shopping online nobody can beat me up over a TV.

I'd post an Iron Bowl joke here but the Internet lost its collective hive mind after Alabama beat Auburn on Saturday. One useful thing WAS discovered during the game, however. If you watch it on ESPN Español instead of the regular channel you get to skip the ordinary announcers and listen in Spanish. It's like the World Cup all over again, but with a game you understand.

The Ferguson Cop who shot Michael Brown has resigned. It was just an excuse to leave Ferguson because everyone's thanksgiving dinner was burned.

The U.N. is trying to convince President Obama to sign a new, stronger, anti-torture treaty. Even if you don't like Obama, the new treaty could cancel "The Honey Boo Boo Christmas Special."

According to a new survey, 17% of Americans can't identify Bill Gates. This group is known as "people who own a Mac and don't care."

Word has it Miley Cyrus is pregnant with Patrick Schwarzenegger's kid. Just as was foretold in the Book of Revelation

The daughter of "NBC Nightly News" host Brian Williams will play the title role this week in NBC's live production of "Peter Pan." In a related story, Christopher Walken's role of Captain Hook will be understudied by Matt Lauer.

And … the great Indian warrior "Crazy Horse" was born on this date in 1842. Why the name "Crazy Horse?" His mom, "Constant Nag" never told him.
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