April 24, 2014
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The Beach Boys in Concert!
As The Beach Boys mark more than a half century of making music, the group continues to ride the crest of a wave unequalled i...
Artist Snapshot:BiographyJefferson Starship was among the most successful arena rock bands of the 1970s and early '80s, a...
Artist Snapshot:BiographyWhile most bands undergo a number of changes over the course of their careers, few groups experience...
LMN 4-22-14 G'day mate. We're onto you!
In honor of Earth day today, I'm sending all of my work-related emails straight to my “recycle” folder. Actua...
LMN 4-21-14 You've done WHAT with ANOTHER plane?
Security is super tight at today’s running of the Boston Marathon. Over 1 million spectators are expected at the race a...
LMN 3-24-14 Back to Work...
Harry Houdini, the famous magician and escape artist, was born on this day way back in 1874. In his honour I’m doing my...
LMN 3-5-14 Asteroid is coming. DUCK!
For the last time, yesterday was Height-Weight Disproportioned Tuesday! Not Fat Tuesday! Carnival season is over, and now it&...
LMN 2-25-14 It's news time again!
I'm going to miss Harold Ramis a lot more than I do Sochi. The Winter Olympic torch has been officially passed on from So...
LMN 2-20-14 There are no terrorists in Texas.
I don’t think “truce” means what they think it means. Moments after agreeing to a cease fire, shots were fi...
LMN 2-7-14 Now with more Putin
Flying to Russia? Don’t bring any liquids in your carry-on. They’re ALL banned now. The Department of Homeland Se...
LIsa's Morning News (12-5-13) Thanks, Mexico, for the new hit show "Muertos Vivi
A stolen truck full of radioactive material has been found – as has the dangerous material. The truck was carrying a co...
Lisa's Morning News 11-21-13 Lowering Expectations since 6:05 AM!
President Obama said “It’s OK to extend insurance plans that were cancelled because of Obamacare.” Turns ou...
Lisa's Morning News "Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia"
Food rationing begins today in New Jersey; Chris Christy was just elected to a second term as governor.In case you didn&rsquo...
Lisa's Morning News "Bring back the penalty grenade!"
Still no deal in DC to avoid the debt ceiling and end the shutdown. The Senate isn’t even in session till NOON today an...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-25-13) What DOES the fox say?
Has Ted Cruz stopped talking yet? The Texas Tea Party senator has been yapping on teh senate floor since yesterday to protest...
Lisa's Morning News (9-23-13) Happy Birthday Da!
In honour of my Da’s birthday today I wanted to make sure every joke here was brilliantly written and hilarious. Luckil...
Lisa Mason's Morning News ((-19-13) Talk like a pirate day? Who speaks Somali?
Today is International “Talk Like a Pirate” Day! Let me be the first to say “Huufarkarafkayga waxaa ka buux...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-18-13) Now with killer clowns
Happy birthday to the US Air Force, you don’t look a day over 66. I love pilots – especially the ones who stay in...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-12-13) A lot of talk about fake eggs.
Russia’s Vladimir “Captain Diplomacy” Putin says a US military strike on Syria would result in widespread u...
Lisa Mason’s Morning News (8-28-13) Now with 100% more TWERK!
Military strikes are imminent against Syria. Hope we weren’t trying to surprise them with a strike, I don’t even ...
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