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Classic Rock Song of the Day
Win your share of thousands with The Eagle’s Classic Rock Song of the Day!Listen for Lisa Mason to announce the Classic...
Hi. I'm Lisa Mason. I genuinely appreciate your interest but sadly I really hate writing about myself, it seems so self c...
Lisa Mason's Nearly Impossible Question
Caller that answers Lisa Mason’s Nearly Impossible Question wins $100 courtesy of My 68, The Arsenio Hall show, and...
LMN 10-2-14 US Ebola madness Day 2
Since the Ebola epidemic began, I’m getting fewer emails from Nigerian Princes wanting to use my account to funnel mone...
LMN 9-11-14 Nothing of substance.
President Obama authorizes airstrikes against a terror group he recently downplayed as the “Junior Varsity” team....
Lisa Mason's Morning News (10-1-13)
This shutdown is doing strange things to people. I saw this picture of a hippy wearing green fur ears and gloves and thought ...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-25-13) What DOES the fox say?
Has Ted Cruz stopped talking yet? The Texas Tea Party senator has been yapping on teh senate floor since yesterday to protest...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-24-13) No one gets the Halloween 3 reference.
Witnesses say the terrorists inside Nairobi’s Westgate Mall were asking people to name the mother of the Prophet Muhamm...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (09-20-13) Like yesterday, only not as good.
As expected, Syria missed the deadline to turn over their chemical weapons so the retaliation will be instant! The UN is send...
Lisa Mason's Morning News ((-19-13) Talk like a pirate day? Who speaks Somali?
Today is International “Talk Like a Pirate” Day! Let me be the first to say “Huufarkarafkayga waxaa ka buux...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-18-13) Now with killer clowns
Happy birthday to the US Air Force, you don’t look a day over 66. I love pilots – especially the ones who stay in...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (09-17-13)
I’ve added a handy chart to this morning’s news to preempt everything the MSM is about to start saying about Budd...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-12-13) A lot of talk about fake eggs.
Russia’s Vladimir “Captain Diplomacy” Putin says a US military strike on Syria would result in widespread u...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-11-13) We don't plan on forgetting.
Remembering the attacks of September 11, 2001 today. And let us not forget the 9-11 attack on the US consulate in Benghazi, L...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-10-13) The Tale of the 5th Little Girl
President Obama will tonight preempt your shows to talk about retaliatory air strikes for a great atrocity. Finally he’...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-9-13) The Fashion Week Edition!
Are you ready for some ridiculous styles you’ll never wear? New York Fashion Week runs through this Thursday. And it co...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-6-13) No witty title.
I’ve included a handy map of the “new and improved” Highway 280 in today’s news. Take note of the new...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-5-13) HEY! We're exactly 8 months away from Cinco d
You only THOUGHT you heard his original speech. President Obama said yesterday that he never set a red line on chemical weapo...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-4-13) Hope that airstrike isn't supposed to be a su
In order to add an element of excitement, I’m going to attempt to write this morning's news without a shark cage!Ar...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-3-13) Slow News Day? No, it's Slow Humor Day!
As President Obama now attempts to get Congress to shoulder the blame for striking at Syria or not… Hackers from Syria...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (8-30-13) So are we off Monday or not?
The US is going to have to go it alone in Syria. The UK voted not to get involved, France says never mind and Israel says the...
Lisa Mason’s Morning News (8-28-13) Now with 100% more TWERK!
Military strikes are imminent against Syria. Hope we weren’t trying to surprise them with a strike, I don’t even ...
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