January 30, 2015
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LMN 1-28-14 TL;DR Lisa's angry about everything
The Ebola Nurse in New Jersey has been told to stay isolated at home now that she’s back in Maine. Kaci Hickox’s ...
LMN 9-12-14 It's only the Chilly War right now.
We’re supposed to have thunderstorms today yet I’m looking at the bluest sky I’ve ever seen. There is NO WA...
LMN 8-6-14 It's a lot LIKE news.
You wouldn’t believe how brilliant today’s news was going to be! Really; you wouldn’t because you know me. ...
LMN 8-4-14 Ebola? In ATL? Sure it's OK...
Atlanta is just ONE lab accident away from actually becoming the set of “Walking Dead.” The CDC says having patie...
LMN 7/31/14 Why not Sharktopia? It's happier!
“It’s the Night that the Lights Went Out in Gaza." Power remains offline for whoever is left in Gaza. Some I...
LMN 7-25-14 50 Shades of Rage!
YES! The Internet is back, and with it, some highly questionable news.Secretary of State John Kerry says he’s drafted a...
LMN 7-15-14 Now with more Princesses
Deportations continue today down on the border. I don’t know why we want to get rid of ALL these kids – they&rsqu...
LMN 6-23-14 Go Tie USA! Oh wait...
Today’s forecast for Iraq: mostly Sunni with a chance of additional gunfire. Secretary of State John Kerry is in Baghda...
LMN 4-16-14 Nothing to see here, move along. Forgot to pack the funny.
Time to get out and hit those “After Tax Day Sales,” also known as the “Pre-Audit Sales!” This should...
LMN 1-23-14 TURN ON THE HEAT!
Winter Storm Janus continues to wreak icy havoc up north. Janus is a pain in the anus. The “named” storm craze is...
LMN 1-20-14 MLK JR DAY Edition!
Don’t check the mail, it’s not coming. Today is Martin Luther King Jr Day! Don’t forget to honour Dr. King ...
Lisa's Morning News "Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia"
Food rationing begins today in New Jersey; Chris Christy was just elected to a second term as governor.In case you didn&rsquo...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (09-20-13) Like yesterday, only not as good.
As expected, Syria missed the deadline to turn over their chemical weapons so the retaliation will be instant! The UN is send...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-9-13) The Fashion Week Edition!
Are you ready for some ridiculous styles you’ll never wear? New York Fashion Week runs through this Thursday. And it co...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-6-13) No witty title.
I’ve included a handy map of the “new and improved” Highway 280 in today’s news. Take note of the new...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-4-13) Hope that airstrike isn't supposed to be a su
In order to add an element of excitement, I’m going to attempt to write this morning's news without a shark cage!Ar...
Lisa's Morning News (8-27-13) Nothing to see here...
After viewing the horrific video footage of mass atrocities, President Obama says he's seen enough, there’s proof t...
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