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LMN 9-4-14 Another crazy charity thing...
I knew you could find the video online. It didn’t even take much searching, but in spite of the gruesome warnings, I wa...
LMN 8-8-14 Here's a catchy title
BREAKING NEWS! The long feud is over! There will be no future fighting now that peace has been established. Paris Hilton Twee...
LMN 8-7-14 Surf's up! WAY up!
Aloha Hawaii! “Birthplace of Obama (depending on whom you ask)!” They’re set to get hit by two hurricanes s...
LMN 5-21-14 Popes, Holograms and a Vampire!
Since we busted them in the act, China has agreed to stop their cyber-spying. Now if we could get them to stop sending us toy...
LMN 4-24-14 The cold never bothered me anyway...
There will be no Sherpa-guided climbs on Mt. Everest for the rest of the climbing season to honor the 16 Sherpas who died in ...
LMN 4-22-14 G'day mate. We're onto you!
In honor of Earth day today, I'm sending all of my work-related emails straight to my “recycle” folder. Actua...
LMN 4-18-14 A whole new world (with no cool aliens yet)
NASA’s Kepler program has discovered the most Earth-like planet to date. They say it’s nearly identical to our Bl...
LMN 4-17-14 Auburn, we've had a problem...
“And the words of the nut-jobs were written on the restroom walls ... in Auburn’s halls.” Classes resume at...
LMN 4-16-14 Nothing to see here, move along. Forgot to pack the funny.
Time to get out and hit those “After Tax Day Sales,” also known as the “Pre-Audit Sales!” This should...
LMN 4-3-14 You can't invade, we're having war games!
Ukraine has agreed to host the United Nation's annual "War Games," which means thousands of troops will be play...
LMN 3-27-14 Ukraine has combat dolphins? Not anymore!
BREAKING NEWS! Trust me on this and say it aloud. Say 'beer can' with a British accent. I just taught you how to say ...
World War 3 is looking a lot like World War 1. Russia is all over Ukraine to the point where most are wondering if that &ldqu...
LMN 2-10-14 Happy Birthday Mom!
It begins. Desperate Tweets out of Gardendale report that the Wal-Mart is out of milk and bread. It’s too early to tell...
LMN 1-28-14 FROZEN (thx again Daisy)
The State of the Union speech is tonight. Maybe President Obama will FINALLY address the Justin Beiber situation. Did you hea...
Lisa's Morning News 1-13-14 It's Back!
I called in cold last week and missed the Polar Vortex. Best timing ever! BTW-- the phrase "Polar Vortex" has now b...
12-10-13 Please don't let Biden scerw this up.
I love a country where you can hold a funeral and a soccer chant breaks out! And people say WE take football too seriously? N...
Lisa's Morning News "Happy Halloween! Can we roll DC since they have no treats?"
Happy All Hallows Eve! A new poll says 74 percent of Americans will hand out candy to trick-or-treaters. Until we run out, th...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-25-13) What DOES the fox say?
Has Ted Cruz stopped talking yet? The Texas Tea Party senator has been yapping on teh senate floor since yesterday to protest...
Lisa Mason's Morning News (9-24-13) No one gets the Halloween 3 reference.
Witnesses say the terrorists inside Nairobi’s Westgate Mall were asking people to name the mother of the Prophet Muhamm...
Lisa's Morning News (9-23-13) Happy Birthday Da!
In honour of my Da’s birthday today I wanted to make sure every joke here was brilliantly written and hilarious. Luckil...
Lisa Mason's Morning News ((-19-13) Talk like a pirate day? Who speaks Somali?
Today is International “Talk Like a Pirate” Day! Let me be the first to say “Huufarkarafkayga waxaa ka buux...
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