March 12, 2014
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LMN 3-11-14 Whoops, sorry Ukraine.
There is no news about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, yet it continues to top the news complete with footage of nothing happen...
LMN 3-7-14 Where's MY Nobel Prize?
It's finally Friday! Or, as John Travolta likes to call it, Fray Dazeem! Short news post today because I’ve got a b...
LMN 2-21-14 Putting the "ew" in "News."
Just to clear things up: it is Ukraine, not "the Ukraine." It stopped being "the Ukraine" when Ukraine le...
LMN 2-7-14 Now with more Putin
Flying to Russia? Don’t bring any liquids in your carry-on. They’re ALL banned now. The Department of Homeland Se...
LMN 2-6-14 My hair is looking so Sochi today!
The national debt is up $6.666-trillion under President Obama. Read anything into those numbers that you want. Meanwhile, Oba...
LMN 2-3-14 Time to hit the After Groundhog Sales
An unprecedented security force was in place at last night’s Super Bowl to prevent acts of terrorism. No clue how Seatt...
LMN 1-31-14 The News has finally thawed!
I was told yesterday that some groups in North Alabama have taken up donations for “those in Central Alabama affected b...
LMN 1-28-14 FROZEN (thx again Daisy)
The State of the Union speech is tonight. Maybe President Obama will FINALLY address the Justin Beiber situation. Did you hea...
LMN 1-27-14 Now with a logo! (Thx Daisy)!
Tomorrow’s official forecast calls for it to be “HOLY CRAP I CAN”T FEEL MY FREAKING FACE” degrees. Cu...
LMN 1-20-14 MLK JR DAY Edition!
Don’t check the mail, it’s not coming. Today is Martin Luther King Jr Day! Don’t forget to honour Dr. King ...
Lisa's Morning News 1-13-14 It's Back!
I called in cold last week and missed the Polar Vortex. Best timing ever! BTW-- the phrase "Polar Vortex" has now b...
Lisa's Morning News 11-13-13 It's Wednesday the 13th! Awwww .. doesn't have the
The situation is grim. People are pleading for help, yet no aid is available to devastated millions. Relief workers say there...
Lisa's Morning News "Now with fewer typos than yesterday."
They’re calling it another setback for Obamacare – the majority of people buying insurance are OLDER! EWWWW! Youn...
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